chemical blonde

a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach

She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.

by The Return of Light Joker December 08, 2007

mum's the word

keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)

Remember, until further notice, mum's the word.

by The Return of Light Joker January 09, 2010

give birth to a politician

to have a bowel movement, to defecate

I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.

by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2009

shades

sunglasses (always used in the plural)

They had rather tacky looking shades on the shelf.

by The Return of Light Joker May 21, 2011

wind

flatulence, gas, intestinal gas

Her wind surprised and sickened me.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2008

raw

1. inexperienced

2. harsh, inhospitable(said of a place or environment)

3. naked

4. vulgar, lewd, harsh

5. sexual intercourse without a condom

That forest was so raw.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008

ceiling

an upper limit to something

He proposed putting a 3 hour ceiling on gaming time.

by The Return of Light Joker April 07, 2009