The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

peel

1. to undress

2. to steal a motor vehicle

3. to leave

don't peel in front of me like that.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2009

nag

1. to complain

2. an old, worn, and useless horse

3. a person who complains

Don't nag over stuff like that, it only makes me feel more like putting it off.

by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2009

jelly-on-springs

bouncing or quivering female breasts and/or buttocks

She was a bit nervous about her jelly-on-springs getting unwanted attention.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2010

impaired

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I think you are becoming impaired faster than you realize.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2012

lip service

1. empty talk, speech that the speaker will not likely act upon

2. oral sex, especially cunnilingus

He gave lip service to the idea of socialized medicine but did not tell the government about his thoughts on the matter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009

goose

1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)

2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus

He regretted trying to goose his sister when she tried to involve the courts.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2008

knock over

1. to rob, to commit a robbery

2. a robbery

3. to raid

They tried to knock over the store and learned a hard lesson when they got caught.

by The Return of Light Joker May 19, 2008