Newfie

1. a person From Newfoundland (sometimes derogatory)

2. a Newfoundland(breed) dog

A Newfie has been appearing near the river.

by The Return of Light Joker March 20, 2009

flopper stopper

a brassiere

She was surprised to learn that most woman do not wear a properly fitted flopper stopper.

by The Return of Light Joker July 06, 2010

too big for one's britches

excessively confident to the point of believing oneself to be above everyone

After Richard Nixon became too big for his britches people became even more difficult for politicians to understand. (example of too big for one's britches)

by The Return of Light Joker December 06, 2009

bad hair day

a bad day in general (from the belief that the appearance of one's hair is connected to how well the day goes)

I think you must be having a bad hair day.

by The Return of Light Joker July 14, 2010

jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 08, 2010

last-ditch

final and most heroic, desperate, last resort

In a last-ditch effort to end Holder's long-winded rant, I let loose a huge belch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 09, 2011

gym candy

steroid drugs illegally used to enhance performance

He had a reputation for using gym candy to bulk up.

by The Return of Light Joker July 14, 2011