shiner

a bruise near the eye

My dad had a shiner from the basketball that hit his face.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2011

100 grand

100000 dollars (not to be confused with the candy bar of the same name)

If I had 100 grand I would put it in the bank.

by The Return of Light Joker March 29, 2008

keeper

something worth keeping

The autographed ball is a keeper.

by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2011

buggy

1. an old worn out car

2. a shopping cart

3. flawed (said of computer programs)

4. crazy

An overturned buggy filled with stolen goods was found along the river.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009

mossback

a very conservative or reactionary person, especially one with old fashioned beliefs or values

I don't need to listen to an old mossback to know that things are messed up.

by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2011

lockjaw

1. difficulty or pain in opening ones mouth due to a medical condition, injury, or infection

2. an upper class accent

If you keep chewing your nails like that you could get lockjaw.

by The Return of Light Joker April 04, 2008

railroad

1. to get someone unjustly convicted

2. force a resolution quickly

3. to coerce someone into doing something they would not otherwise do

I think he wanted to railroad congress.

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2008