The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by The return of Light Joker June 1, 2010

curvaceous

having a well formed female figure

That girl is so curvaceous and stacked.

by The Return of Light Joker January 28, 2008

grundle

the perineum, especially the male perineum

I tried to shave my grundle but I just ended up making it itch.

by The Return of Light Joker November 18, 2011

strawberry

1. a very flushed nose due to excessive drinking

2 a blemish from excessive drinking

I could tell he was drunk because his strawberry was glaringly obvious.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2010

glory hog

a person who seeks excessive praise for something

He was such a glory hog I was barely noticed for my role.

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2010

double-take

reacting belatedly when one finally realizes the significance of something

I initially didn't realize that she was talking about being a social worker but did a double-take when I grasped the statement.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2010

jello

slang for a gelatin dessert (based on Jell-O, a common brand name of gelatin dessert)

If you want that jello, wait until after dinner time.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2009