The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

you can't get there from here

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

ninny

1. a stupid or silly person, an idiot (from nincompoop)

2. a woman's breast (usually plural)

You are such a ninny these days.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2007

ease up

1. to become less stringent

2. to relax

Come on people, ease up, it was only a joke.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2011

3rd degree

a session of questioning especially a long or harsh one

My mom gave me the 3rd degree when she saw the stain on the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2008

voicebox

the organ responsible for vocalization, the larnyx

Your voicebox can't be that sore from singing.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2011

jorts

knee length denim shorts, jean shorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2008

enough to choke a horse

a lot of something or to a high degree

His dog was big enough to choke a horse.

by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2009