cold snap

The one cold snap we had before winter came at an inconvenient time.
by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2009
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loose cannon

a very irresponsible person who is likely to cause destruction
How did such a loose cannon get into a position of authority?
by The Return of Light Joker August 07, 2008
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equipment

the male genitals, the penis, scrotum and testicles
He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.
by The Return of Light Joker December 05, 2009
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armchair general

a person who speaks authoritatively but not convincingly on topics that they have no practical experience with, (especially applied to advocates of war)
This armchair general gets on the soap box every day now.
by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2010
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mom jeans

unflattering woman's jeans worn slightly above the navel in a manner that accentuates flat buttocks
Don't wear mom jeans to the family reunion, it'll embarrass my aunt.
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lambaste


1. to strike someone or something hard

2. to detest, to disparage strongly
I am going to lambaste that fucker.
by The Return of Light Joker January 03, 2008
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chitlins

chitterlings, a food made of fried pig intestines(often regarded as characteristically eaten by black people and in the southern United States)
Looks like someone has been cooking a pot of chitlins.
by The Return of Light Joker March 11, 2008
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