The Return of Light Joker's definitions

honk

1. to sound the horn of a car

2. to vomit

You don't have to honk every time you encounter traffic.

by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2009

big O

1. an orgasm, a sexual climax

2. opium

Once I reach the big O, there is no turning back.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 26, 2007

draw a blank

to fail to remember something completely

He drew a blank when I asked him about the prom. (example of draw a blank)

by The Return of Light Joker July 8, 2009

plumber's smile

a view of the top of the buttocks and gluteal cleft while a man's pants descend due to bending over(because it frequently happens to overweight plumbers, carpenters, etc.)

The plumber's smile that the road worker over there has is appalling.

by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2008

suicide blonde

A woman who has hair that is dyed crudely or unprofessionally (From the notion that it is dyed by her own hand)

My Next door neighbor is a suicide blonde.

by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2008

6 bits

75 cents

I have 6 bits. Who wants gumballs?

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2010

comma-counter

a pedantic person who places too much emphasis on trivial errors or details

You are such a comma-counter. We can edit this thing without your help.

by The Return of Light Joker March 4, 2008