The Return of Light Joker's definitions

dangle

1. to be hanged

2. the male genitals, especially the penis

I can't believe he wanted to dangle over having a small dangle.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2011

canary

1. a popular female musician

2. an informer(because a canary sings)

That canary won't shut up after what happened yesterday.

by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2009

scum

1. semen

2. any thick gunk

3. a despicable person

There was scum everywhere.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2008

up and coming

promising and energetic (said of a person)

Another up and coming candidate has put himself into a corner.

by The Return of Light Joker August 11, 2008

wart

a flaw or imperfection

The single wart in the programming was frequently overlooked.

by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2009

lumber

a wooden baseball bat

He took his lumber and left the field.

by The Return of Light Joker February 21, 2008

pressure cooker

a place or situation of high personal stress (from a cooking vessel that does not allow air or water to escape below a certain pressure)

They found themselves in more of a pressure cooker than they expected.

by The Return of Light Joker October 6, 2010