The Return of Light Joker's definitions

trump card

something used to gain an advantage, sometimes a dishonest one

His trump card is redirecting you from hot button issues.

by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2010

just around the corner

imminent, likely

Apparently the storm is just around the corner.

by The Return of Light Joker July 22, 2010

touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long

You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010

copilot

an amphetamine tablet

I don't need a copilot to carry in my luggage just because I didn't get much sleep.

by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2010

in rare form

at one's best

After going to bed early and getting up late, I was in rare form.

by The Return of Light Joker July 28, 2010

double-take

reacting belatedly when one finally realizes the significance of something

I initially didn't realize that she was talking about being a social worker but did a double-take when I grasped the statement.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2010

usual suspects

people or things that one would expect or anticipate

While they were the usual suspects, they were the easiest targets of the protests.

by The Return of Light Joker July 31, 2010