POOMA

pulled out of my ass, information that cannot be confirmed due to lack of supportive data, whether offered or shown

Okay, I admit that my comments on the news were POOMA.

by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2011

punkie

a biting midge

The punkies are driving me nuts. (example of punkie)

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011

Neg

no, negative (an abbreviation)

A: can you make it tomorrow.

B: Neg I have to help clean the truck.

by The Return of Light Joker February 15, 2009

underdog

a person who is unlikely to win in a competition or is at a disadvantage

He was the underdog but he came out on top anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2008

invent the wheel

to unnecessarily work on an task that has already been basically completed

Come on, Relax. It's no reason to invent the wheel.

by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2009

nest egg

a cache of money saved for a specific purpose (such as an emergency)

They went for the nest egg but forgot where it was.

by The Return of Light Joker October 07, 2009

anal applause

an audible release of intestinal gas through the anus

That anal applause would have peel the paint of of the walls of my basement.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2010