The Return of Light Joker's definitions

in the cards

likely to happen, probable (possibly from the cards used by fortune tellers)

Another win for the team is in the cards.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2009

drift

1. meaning, intent

2. a controlled sidewards skid

3. to leave

He ruined the approach if you get my drift.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2009

out of gas

exhausted, worn out

Man, am I out of gas.

by The Return of Light Joker June 12, 2009

train wreck

1. a person who has many medical/mental problems and is in failing condition

2. any difficult or disastrous situation

Boy, He was turning out to be a train wreck.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2009

empty-nester

a person whose children have grown up and left

Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009

gum

1. to mess up, to ruin

2. to talk

Don't gum it up. You don't why it does what it does.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2009

liberate

to steal or appropriate something

He must have attempted to liberate a frozen dinner from their house, because they jumped down his throat the next day.

by The Return of Light Joker June 16, 2009