washout

a failure or disappointment

Charlie Sheen was apparently a washout as a comedian.

by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2011

404

1. crazy or stupid

2. I don't know. (used in text messaging)

(from the computer message that appears on the screen when the browser fails to find the web site's server)

This guy is totally 404.

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2008

bend over backwards

to exert oneself mightily

If you have to bend over backwards for a place like that it's not worth finding it.

by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2009

eyetie

1. an Italian (derogatory)

2. pertaining to Italians and their culture (derogatory)
(mainly British)

That eyetie is getting on his high horse.

by The Return of Light Joker March 15, 2008

jacket

A criminal record (form the term for the cardboard folders that held them)

Can't anyone find the jacket for this guy?

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010

5 spot

a five dollar bill

Do you have a 5 spot availible?

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2009

bumbershoot

an umbrella (one of the few U.S. slang terms used for the device)

My bumbershoot is busted.

by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2008