The Return of Light Joker's definitions

jacket

A criminal record (form the term for the cardboard folders that held them)

Can't anyone find the jacket for this guy?

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010

bumbershoot

an umbrella (one of the few U.S. slang terms used for the device)

My bumbershoot is busted.

by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2008

drop dead gorgeous

exceptionally attractive, especially in a striking way

Your sister is drop dead gorgeous today.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2008

washout

a failure or disappointment

Charlie Sheen was apparently a washout as a comedian.

by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2011

404

1. crazy or stupid

2. I don't know. (used in text messaging)

(from the computer message that appears on the screen when the browser fails to find the web site's server)

This guy is totally 404.

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2008

finger lickin good

exceptionally delicious (possibly for a slogan from KFC)

Those ribs were finger lickin good.

by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2010

bend over backwards

to exert oneself mightily

If you have to bend over backwards for a place like that it's not worth finding it.

by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2009