The Return of Light Joker's definitions

perv

1. a person who displays behavior suggesting a sexual obsession

2. a person with unconventional sexual tastes

3. to stare at in a lewd manner

Go away you perv

by The Return of Light Joker February 13, 2009

act

1. a display of pretend feeling

2. a dramatic mimicking

He just tried to fool us with his apparent fear, but we knew it was an act.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2009

tarantula-juice

Potent or inferior liquor

Just tasting that tarantula-juice was enough to make you vomit.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2010

bumbershoot

an umbrella (one of the few U.S. slang terms used for the device)

My bumbershoot is busted.

by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2008

jacket

A criminal record (form the term for the cardboard folders that held them)

Can't anyone find the jacket for this guy?

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010

5 spot

a five dollar bill

Do you have a 5 spot availible?

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2009

bend over backwards

to exert oneself mightily

If you have to bend over backwards for a place like that it's not worth finding it.

by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2009