red herring

Something used to divert attention form the real matter, issue or object(a dead red herring was often used to confuse or test the scent of a hunting dog)

That kid was just a red herring to prevent his friends from being caught in the act.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2007

hamster-wheel brain

an instance of one's mind going over and over an issue or problem without finding a solution

I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 08, 2008

Ywia

your welcome in advance (used in electronic media)

I've already sent the package, so Ywia.

by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2010

touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long

You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010

shantytown

1. a cluster of makeshift dwellings occupied by exceptionally poor people or vagrants

2. any dilapidated place

What's with the shantytown?

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2007

drift

1. meaning, intent

2. a controlled sidewards skid

3. to leave

He ruined the approach if you get my drift.

by The Return of Light Joker June 12, 2009

wally world

Wal-Mart, a large chain of hypermarkets

Wally world is apparently not a good roll model for treating retail employees well.

by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2011