bozo filter

a desirable but non existant device that would automatically exclude from the network, anyone known to do things that lead to problems

He would still be to cheap to afford a bozo filter if it existed.

horizontal bop

They only ever thought about who was doing the horizontal bop with who.

figurative gloves that you put on to treat someone or something carefully.

Tom felt like his uncle was wearing kid gloves when he treated him and his girlfriend to dinner.

I think it's a waste of time to revamp an intercom that we don't use anyway.

a very strong and/or menacing entity or issue that is obvious but not dealt with

Abuse suffered in prison is an 800-pound gorilla that is undermining justice.

1. the testicles

2. an illegal drug, in, raw, (such as cannabis), pill, or crystal form

The doctor insisted that the reason my nuggets were sore from shaving the regrowing hairs too much.

afraid of the consequences of an error during and attempt to re-do something

He's been gun shy ever since his son burned his hand on the stove. He has been refusing to attempt to show him the ropes of cooking again.