RTFM

used in electronic media when someone asks you for help (from read the fucking manual)

RTFM you dumbass.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008

stamp

a tattoo

He regretted getting a stamp just for the thrill of it.

by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2011

unobtainium

any nonexistent material

A ship like that would have been made of unobtainium

by The Return of Light Joker April 01, 2010

liquid crack

a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor (especially when drunk in one sitting)

Lay off the liquid crack before you become a alkie.

by The Return of Light joker October 16, 2009

black dog

melancholia, depression

He had a major case of black dog.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2009

bible-thumper

a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others

I believe in god but I'm not a bible-thumper.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2010

off-putting

1. distressing, unsettling

2. annoying

3. repellent, disgusting

He wore an off-putting hat with his tattered pants and stained shirt.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2009