The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

yard

$100 , a $100 bill

He was so attached to his Wii that he turned down a yard in exchange.

by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2011

opener

the first of a series of items, events, etc

The opener he requested a heavy duty sandblaster.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2011

kitchen cabinet

an unofficial group of advisers to a president or other chief executive, usually consisting of people who are close to them

Nothing would get done if all the Kitchen cabinet of every democracy's president got together.

by The Return of Light Joker July 31, 2011

Taffy

1. (pejorative) a Welshman

2. alprazolam, a benzodiazapine drug (from the brand name tafil)

As soon as someone came along and called him Taffy he logged off.

by The Return of Light Joker August 2, 2011

crunch time

a period of time during which one must make a effort quickly

Crunch time at the cafeteria often comes at midday, when people are most stressed out and eager for a meal.

by The Return of Light Joker August 4, 2011

shovelware

an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality

This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?

by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2011

ferret out

to uncover something by investigation

I was asked to ferret out the cause of the leak in the pipes.

by The Return of Light Joker August 6, 2011