The Return Of Light Joker's definitions

flabbergast

to amaze, perplex

If if doesn't flabbergast the audience in the auditorium, the veterans probably won't care.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010

screech

inferior whiskey, crude whiskey

That screech made my throat sore for a week.

by The Return of Light Joker May 1, 2009

one-trick pony

someone with only one talent, accomplishment, etc.

He has only ever been in one movie. He is a one-trick pony.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2008

keep an eye peeled

to watch carefully for someone or something, to be vigilant

Keep an eye peeled for the sign.

by The Return of Light Joker November 10, 2007

popcorn

having to do with someone or something trivial or insignificant

This is a popcorn lawsuit.

by The return of light Joker November 6, 2007

shovelware

an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality

This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?

by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2011

town pump

a promiscuous woman, especially one who lives nearby (from a term for a water supply shared by a town or village)

Here comes the town pump. Lets get out of here.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2010