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Definitions by The Real Sputnik

The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump 

The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - completely taking over a situation while simultaneously turning it into a shit show.

The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - Robbing or conning somebody out of their shit.
“He’s saying that if them terries is gonna try something in here today, like the Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - that we got this shit on lock!”

Prepared for Terries

-Key and Peele

Darren got The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump from a hottie who makes a living off guys like him.

Star Spangle Hammered 

Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.

-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
Went to the Pats game last weekend, and my cousin from Boston got fucking Star Spangle Hammered.

Rise and Shine 

Rise and Shine - A wake and bake with amazingly good coffee and fat ass Marley cone. The coffee makes you rise and the weed makes you shine.
Yo, got up this morning and set off my day with a proper rise and shine.

Horsemonkey 

Horsemonkey - Complete and total ridiculous bullshit.
“That’s a bunch of fucking horsemonkey.”

Broad Weigh

Broad Weigh - Street code for going to pick up fat weight.

Broad Weigh - A neighbourhood known for being a good place to score drugs.

Broad Weigh - The black market “Shakedown Street,” underground at jam band shows where people sling work.
Broad Weigh is open 24/7 on the South End. Convenience, selection, and quality too.

Yo, I rolled up on Broad Weigh at the festival and it was like a fucking marijuana farmer’s market.

Rex just hit up Broad Weigh, so I figured we’d stop by and chill with him after dinner.

Boston Cream Pie 

When you bust a fat nut into an Irish girl from Boston who doesn’t pronounce her R’s.
“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”

Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”

I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.

Mommy banger

Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.

Alternatively spelled mommybanger.

Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.
Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.

Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.