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Bhig Bhang

Bhig Bhang - Very large amounts of exceedingly high quality marijuana. At least a pound or more of Cannabis Cup quality weed.
Just put some fat colas on the line to dry. We’ll be rolling some Bhig Bhang real soon.

Yo, bust me off an elbow of that Bhig Bhang.

You ever heard of the Bhig Bhang Theory?

Hell yeah bro. I live it.
by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022
mugGet the Bhig Bhangmug.

Scrundle Bumpkin

Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is

exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.

Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.

That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.
by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022
mugGet the Scrundle Bumpkinmug.

Horsemonkey

Horsemonkey - Complete and total ridiculous bullshit.
“That’s a bunch of fucking horsemonkey.”
by The Real Sputnik June 4, 2022
mugGet the Horsemonkeymug.

Star Spangle Hammered

Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.

-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
Went to the Pats game last weekend, and my cousin from Boston got fucking Star Spangle Hammered.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
mugGet the Star Spangle Hammeredmug.

Broad Weigh

Broad Weigh - Street code for going to pick up fat weight.

Broad Weigh - A neighbourhood known for being a good place to score drugs.

Broad Weigh - The black market “Shakedown Street,” underground at jam band shows where people sling work.
Broad Weigh is open 24/7 on the South End. Convenience, selection, and quality too.

Yo, I rolled up on Broad Weigh at the festival and it was like a fucking marijuana farmer’s market.

Rex just hit up Broad Weigh, so I figured we’d stop by and chill with him after dinner.
by The Real Sputnik May 26, 2022
mugGet the Broad Weighmug.

Rise and Shine

Rise and Shine - A wake and bake with amazingly good coffee and fat ass Marley cone. The coffee makes you rise and the weed makes you shine.
Yo, got up this morning and set off my day with a proper rise and shine.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
mugGet the Rise and Shinemug.

Mommy banger

Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.

Alternatively spelled mommybanger.

Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.
Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.

Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.
by The Real Sputnik May 24, 2022
mugGet the Mommy bangermug.

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