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The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - completely taking over a situation while simultaneously turning it into a shit show.
The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - Robbing or conning somebody out of their shit.
The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - Robbing or conning somebody out of their shit.
“He’s saying that if them terries is gonna try something in here today, like the Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - that we got this shit on lock!”
Prepared for Terries
-Key and Peele
Darren got The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump from a hottie who makes a living off guys like him.
Prepared for Terries
-Key and Peele
Darren got The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump from a hottie who makes a living off guys like him.
by The Real Sputnik June 22, 2022
Get the The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump mug.Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
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Get the Horsemonkey mug.Broad Weigh - Street code for going to pick up fat weight.
Broad Weigh - A neighbourhood known for being a good place to score drugs.
Broad Weigh - The black market “Shakedown Street,” underground at jam band shows where people sling work.
Broad Weigh - A neighbourhood known for being a good place to score drugs.
Broad Weigh - The black market “Shakedown Street,” underground at jam band shows where people sling work.
Broad Weigh is open 24/7 on the South End. Convenience, selection, and quality too.
Yo, I rolled up on Broad Weigh at the festival and it was like a fucking marijuana farmer’s market.
Rex just hit up Broad Weigh, so I figured we’d stop by and chill with him after dinner.
Yo, I rolled up on Broad Weigh at the festival and it was like a fucking marijuana farmer’s market.
Rex just hit up Broad Weigh, so I figured we’d stop by and chill with him after dinner.
by The Real Sputnik May 26, 2022
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Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”
I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”
I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
by The Real Sputnik May 25, 2022
Get the Boston Cream Pie mug.Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.
Alternatively spelled mommybanger.
Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.
Alternatively spelled mommybanger.
Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.
Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.
Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.
Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.
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