Rise and Shine - A wake and bake with amazingly good coffee and fat ass Marley cone. The coffee makes you rise and the weed makes you shine.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
Broad Weigh - Street code for going to pick up fat weight.
Broad Weigh - A neighbourhood known for being a good place to score drugs.
Broad Weigh - The black market “Shakedown Street,” underground at jam band shows where people sling work.
Broad Weigh - A neighbourhood known for being a good place to score drugs.
Broad Weigh - The black market “Shakedown Street,” underground at jam band shows where people sling work.
Broad Weigh is open 24/7 on the South End. Convenience, selection, and quality too.
Yo, I rolled up on Broad Weigh at the festival and it was like a fucking marijuana farmer’s market.
Rex just hit up Broad Weigh, so I figured we’d stop by and chill with him after dinner.
Yo, I rolled up on Broad Weigh at the festival and it was like a fucking marijuana farmer’s market.
Rex just hit up Broad Weigh, so I figured we’d stop by and chill with him after dinner.
by The Real Sputnik May 26, 2022
“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”
Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”
I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”
I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
by The Real Sputnik May 25, 2022
The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - completely taking over a situation while simultaneously turning it into a shit show.
The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - Robbing or conning somebody out of their shit.
The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - Robbing or conning somebody out of their shit.
“He’s saying that if them terries is gonna try something in here today, like the Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - that we got this shit on lock!”
Prepared for Terries
-Key and Peele
Darren got The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump from a hottie who makes a living off guys like him.
Prepared for Terries
-Key and Peele
Darren got The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump from a hottie who makes a living off guys like him.
by The Real Sputnik June 22, 2022
Chittiemac - used as an extension of chitties, chittiemac includes the chin, titties, and stomach, and is gender neutral in its application to obese people.
Chittiemac - When a person is so obese the chin, tits, and stomach rolls all connect, and only nipples can be used to recognize where titties begin and end.
Chittiemac - Beyond obese. Shit may be orbiting you. You can smuggle a quarter pound of weed in your fat rolls.
Chittiemac - When a person is so obese the chin, tits, and stomach rolls all connect, and only nipples can be used to recognize where titties begin and end.
Chittiemac - Beyond obese. Shit may be orbiting you. You can smuggle a quarter pound of weed in your fat rolls.
Yo, look at that fat ass bitch; whew, she’s rocking that chittiemac.
Dude had such chittiemac he can’t even look down and see his dick.
Dude had such chittiemac he can’t even look down and see his dick.
by The Real Sputnik May 20, 2022
Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is
exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is
exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.
Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.
That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.
Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.
That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.
by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022