Definitions by The Real Izzy
wife
wife by The Real Izzy May 21, 2007
lance bass
Former member of N'Sync who just came out the closet. This Uphill Gardener is currently packing Reichen Lehmkuhl's fudge. They enjoy engaging in acts such as hot lunch and the cleveland steamer.
Lance Bass is the bitch and Reichen is the butch in the couple. Lance is usually the recipient of the anal pounding.
lance bass by The Real Izzy July 27, 2006
91,100
From Team America
Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
91,100 by The Real Izzy July 16, 2006
poop chute
1. I did her right up the poop chute; it was a mess cleaning up afterwards because she had a bad case of diarrhea
2. Where you get your salad tossed
2. Where you get your salad tossed
poop chute by The Real Izzy May 21, 2006
sphincter
From the South Park song "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"
and won't fall in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does
and won't fall in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does
sphincter by The Real Izzy December 28, 2005
tim duncan
On days when Tim is not playing basketball, he enjoys going out for a leisurely ride in his 1997 Honda Accord. He shops at Sears, likes to eat saltine crackers, and often goes on bike rides with friends from his middle class neighborhood. He plays golf in the offseason with his father. Tim would not comment on the latest National Enquirer article alleging that he once made facial expressions in the mirror while shaving and smiled in his 7th grade yearbook photo.
tim duncan by The Real Izzy January 21, 2005