Definitions by The Real Driller

I have granted kids to hell 

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

I have granted kids to hell by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

desk banger 

The term used when you work on a project with the first part taking so much time or effort whereas the rest of the project taking less time thanks to the frameworks you established.

When I work on a Touhou-style game, the first stage is almost always a desk banger.

desk banger by The Real Driller August 9, 2023

Bourbank 

The act of inviting a bunch of guys to a Burbank, California bar or pub and drinking a bunch of bourbon.

Kyle: Hey, you want to go to the Yard House in Burbank? We're going to have a Bourbank!
Chris: No, I don't want to get drunk and risk getting a DUI.

Bourbank by The Real Driller August 5, 2023

Himmler 

A person who never does what Dolfy wants him to do, causing him to rant during dinner.

Before reading letter:
News on my computer? This is what I've been excited about. I can't wait to start using my computer again.

After reading letter:
Himmler, you scalper. He says he didn't fix my computer. Instead, he replaced it with a bunch of parts that aren't usable.

The rant:
Himmler... CURSE YOU FOR DESTROYING MY COMPUTER, HIMMLER!

Himmler by The Real Driller July 19, 2023

classified documents

Material that a government body deems sensitive and must be protected. Access is restricted by law, and misuse can result in fines or jail time. Can easily be identified if they have "top secret" written on them.

Kyle: Hey, did you hear about the man who got arrested for leaking classified documents on Discord?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?

classified documents by The Real Driller June 23, 2023

imperishable night 

When you have a day expected to be 24 hours in length or more without sleeping. Named after the Touhou game where you freeze the night just to find that one person who put up a fake moon.

My day began at 7AM, with me flying out of Toronto for Dublin at 5PM. It was 6AM the next day when I arrived, and I didn't fly to Glasgow until 1PM. I didn't get to the hotel until 7PM. That was one heck of an Imperishable Night.

imperishable night by The Real Driller June 13, 2023

Electronic Artsed 

When a website or game that was previously free now makes you pay to use it. This most commonly happens if that website or company was previously purchased by another company or the original developer has too much of their audience using their site or game for free and isn't meeting their revenue goals.

Scenario 1:
Kyle: Hey, want to create some new applets on IFTTT?
Chris: Yeah, we haven't used it in a while.
(checks site, sees user must have subscription to create more applets)
Kyle: What in the - you now have to pay to create more applets!?
Chris: Looks like IFTTT got electronic artsed.

Scenario 2:
Kyle: Did you hear Elon Mollusk bought Twitter?
Chris: Yeah. At least we can still promote our tweets.
Kyle: Sure thing, let me try-
(sees user must have Twitter Blue to promote tweets)
Chris: No way! You have to subscribe to Twitter Blue to promote tweets now?
Kyle: Crap. That's what happens when a company gets electronic artsed.

Electronic Artsed by The Real Driller May 21, 2023