The Real Driller's definitions

glucose tolerance test

A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.

I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2022

Parky's

Basically the shorthand version for Parkinson's.

Our substitute teacher in British Literature is the worst in our school, she is always high on marijuana and suffers Parky's.

by The Real Driller May 21, 2018

never dig straight down

Number one rule of Minecraft. Doing so makes you fall in lava or often, falling into a cavern where you lose all of your stuff. Digging straight up does the same thing but with similar cases. Doing this also makes you get stuck in the hole you've dug in.

Susumu: Mr. Izumi, have you seen Konata anywhere!?
Soujirou: I'm sorry Susumu, but Konata has died. I've told her numerous times to never dig straight down.
Susumu: Awwww, now I can't go to prom with her!

by The Real Driller December 31, 2016

Elon Mollusk

What Elon Musk should be called for electronic artsing Twitter.

Some people are turning away from Twitter after Elon Mollusk bought it.

by The Real Driller October 31, 2022

imperishable night

When you have a day expected to be 24 hours in length or more without sleeping. Named after the Touhou game where you freeze the night just to find that one person who put up a fake moon.

My day began at 7AM, with me flying out of Toronto for Dublin at 5PM. It was 6AM the next day when I arrived, and I didn't fly to Glasgow until 1PM. I didn't get to the hotel until 7PM. That was one heck of an Imperishable Night.

by The Real Driller June 13, 2023

Fatican

What the Vatican is referred to when it has a pope that is overweight or obese.

The Vatican just elected a pope that's overweight. We can now refer to it as the Fatican!

by The Real Driller March 11, 2025

Cologuard

An at-home colon cancer screening tool that will send medical bills through the roof.

After I used Cologuard and learned my sample was positive, I had to get a colonoscopy after all. But then the bills began arriving. I thought my insurance would cover it, when in reality it did not.

by The Real Driller February 27, 2023