Definitions by The Real Driller
paywall
A virus that began in the late 1990s and has spread rapidly on the internet in the 2010s, requiring users to pay in order to view articles on news websites. They began doing this thanks to users using Adblock.
Companies like The New York Times and various other newspapers began exploiting this to their fullest extent. And if you're trying to write a paper or something, expect yourself to lose a couple dollars to these greedy dorks. You'd better be off using Incognito Mode on Chrome if you want to get around them.
Companies like The New York Times and various other newspapers began exploiting this to their fullest extent. And if you're trying to write a paper or something, expect yourself to lose a couple dollars to these greedy dorks. You'd better be off using Incognito Mode on Chrome if you want to get around them.
Kyle: Hey, were you able to write that essay?
Chris: No, every single website I visited is locked behind a paywall and now they're making me pay for an overpriced subscription.
Kyle: Screw those guys, they have enough money!
Chris: No, every single website I visited is locked behind a paywall and now they're making me pay for an overpriced subscription.
Kyle: Screw those guys, they have enough money!
paywall by The Real Driller October 11, 2019
reflection paper
Another form of torture given by teachers in the form of essays. Usually happens after a project, the end of the class, or perhaps after watching a boring movie or lecture which you probably slept through.
Teacher: Okay students, take your seats, we will listen to a lecture by a special guest.
(lecture begins)
Student: Ugh, this is boring! (begins sleeping)
(lecture ends)
Teacher: Okay, for homework, please write a 500-word reflection paper on the lecture.
(lecture begins)
Student: Ugh, this is boring! (begins sleeping)
(lecture ends)
Teacher: Okay, for homework, please write a 500-word reflection paper on the lecture.
reflection paper by The Real Driller May 7, 2019
Happy Lucky Lottery
A lottery minigame in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door that turns out to be a scam. Rather than operating off of luck, the system determines which day you win based on the number of days you bought the ticket. To get a shot at jackpot, you have to wait 335 -395 days to take a chance. Sure, you can speed up the process a bit by changing the GameCube's system clock forward, but turning the clock back rewards you a 500 coin penalty.
Happy Lucky Lottery by The Real Driller April 7, 2019
Motel 6 Wi-Fi
A term for any public Wi-Fi that requires you to pay for an access code to use. These usually cost $3 per hour and is most prevalent in hotels, restaurants, and any other locations that exploit this. And once you do connect, you'll probably won't be able to watch YouTube or Netflix, or otherwise get into online games due to their crappy speed. See McDonald's Wi-Fi.
Named after Motel 6 whose Wi-Fi asks you to pay to use it.
Named after Motel 6 whose Wi-Fi asks you to pay to use it.
At any Motel 6 location:
Susumu: Hey Kagami, are you up for some Smash online?
Kagami: Sure thing, pal. Just gotta connect my Switch to the... wait, it says you have to pay to use it?
Susumu: Yeah. Unfortunately, Motel 6 decided to be greedy jerks by asking all of their guests to buy an access code to hop on. You can play off of mine using the second Joy-Con, but don't get it greasy!
Kagami: Screw Motel 6 Wi-Fi. And the speed here isn't probably that good anyways.
Susumu: Hey Kagami, are you up for some Smash online?
Kagami: Sure thing, pal. Just gotta connect my Switch to the... wait, it says you have to pay to use it?
Susumu: Yeah. Unfortunately, Motel 6 decided to be greedy jerks by asking all of their guests to buy an access code to hop on. You can play off of mine using the second Joy-Con, but don't get it greasy!
Kagami: Screw Motel 6 Wi-Fi. And the speed here isn't probably that good anyways.
Motel 6 Wi-Fi by The Real Driller February 10, 2019
Lifelight
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light
On that day, when the sky fell away
Our world came to an end
In our eyes, did a fading sun rise in the dark?
Glimmering shadows
Silence grows, in the spaces between
stretching out beyond time
Rising up, as a chorus of souls find a voice
flickering through the void
These little sparks, cling on to life,
everyone caught in the struggle,
And then the storms of change, they fan the flames
scattering ashes to the wind
Every soul contains a whisper of light
gleaming faintly as it dwindles from sight
No escape, no greater fate to be made
In the end, the chains of time will not break
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Light will guide you, on your way to the ultimate fight
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light
On that day, when the sky fell away
Our world came to an end
In our eyes, did a fading sun rise in the dark?
Glimmering shadows
Silence grows, in the spaces between
stretching out beyond time
Rising up, as a chorus of souls find a voice
flickering through the void
These little sparks, cling on to life,
everyone caught in the struggle,
And then the storms of change, they fan the flames
scattering ashes to the wind
Every soul contains a whisper of light
gleaming faintly as it dwindles from sight
No escape, no greater fate to be made
In the end, the chains of time will not break
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Light will guide you, on your way to the ultimate fight
Lifelight
Lifelight by The Real Driller January 4, 2019
Alcohol Wise
A stupid course by 3rd Millenium Classrooms that all college freshman have to take. Unfortunately, the course's content is overly complicated and rigged so you wouldn't be able to complete it. It's split into two parts with part 2 being even worse.
If you're ever forced to take Alcohol Wise, then too freaking bad. You will fail every time and you won't be able to complete college.
Alcohol Wise by The Real Driller October 7, 2018
Parky's
Our substitute teacher in British Literature is the worst in our school, she is always high on marijuana and suffers Parky's.
Parky's by The Real Driller May 21, 2018