Ultra Ball

Something players fill their inventories with when capturing legendary Pokémon.

Why is it so hard to capture legendary Pokémon without using a Master Ball? Our only Pokéball of choice is an Ultra Ball, and yes, it takes several tries to successfully capture one.

by The Real Driller November 08, 2020

Foundations of Scientific Inquiry

Called FSI, probably one of the most annoying forms of science ever devised. It involves theories, memorization of the periodic table, and lots of algebra that require four steps to solve. Many of these have frustrating formulas in order to determine specific heat, Boor's Law, mole to atom conversions, orbital notation, balancing from the activity series, and many others that can make your life miserable. Usually, the bookwork involves a large amount of problems that take hours to complete. The tests are also your worst enemy, and those who study for seven freaking hours usually get a 50 on every single test.

Scenario 1:
Miss Sakuraba: For homework tonight, please complete problems 1-9, doing every single problem!
Susumu: Are you freaking high on marijuana!? There can possibly be no way I can do every single one of them!

Scenario 2:
God dang it I failed Miss Sakuraba's Foundations of Scientific Inquiry class and now I have to take it again!

by The Real Driller May 22, 2017

Happy Lucky Lottery

A lottery minigame in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door that turns out to be a scam. Rather than operating off of luck, the system determines which day you win based on the number of days you bought the ticket. To get a shot at jackpot, you have to wait 335 -395 days to take a chance. Sure, you can speed up the process a bit by changing the GameCube's system clock forward, but turning the clock back rewards you a 500 coin penalty.

Kyle: Yo, are you going to play Happy Lucky Lottery?
Chris: No, it's a scam.

by The Real Driller April 07, 2019

remdesivir

A drug used to treat coronavirus. Was used to free Donald Trump from the virus.

I doubt remdesivir will take a long time to clear the pandemic.

by The Real Driller October 31, 2020

reflection paper

Another form of torture given by teachers in the form of essays. Usually happens after a project, the end of the class, or perhaps after watching a boring movie or lecture which you probably slept through.

Teacher: Okay students, take your seats, we will listen to a lecture by a special guest.

(lecture begins)

Student: Ugh, this is boring! (begins sleeping)

(lecture ends)

Teacher: Okay, for homework, please write a 500-word reflection paper on the lecture.

by The Real Driller May 07, 2019

pervasive language

The MPAA's way of saying lots of profanity.

I heard the new romantic comedy anime film was rated R for pervasive language.

by The Real Driller November 25, 2022

Hans Krebs

A person who is obsessed with fish and loves pointing at maps, telling Dolfy where Berlin is.

Scenario 1:
Hans Krebs: It's time for us to look at a picture of a fish. Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish.
Dolfy: Enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)

Scenario 2:
(Shows picture of modern Berlin)
Krebs: This is Berlin.
Dolfy: No it isn't, you absurd fishman.

by The Real Driller May 16, 2022