Definitions by The Real Driller

homework slip 

What you get when you don't do your homework. Often caused by procrastination.

Kyle: Dude, you got a homework slip yesterday?
Chris: Yeah, I did. I forgot I realized that worksheet was due that day. Now my parents are going to kill me.
Kyle: If you haven't been procrastinating yesterday, you should've done it!

homework slip by The Real Driller July 27, 2021

NHTSA 

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration

Kyle: What's the purpose of NHTSA?
Chris: Save lives and prevent injuries.

NHTSA by The Real Driller July 22, 2021

dyslexy 

Derogatory term for a person with dyslexia, characterized by their difficulty trying to read. It is often used to insult people who can't read or act like they may have dyslexia, or in some cases a dummy.

Kyle: Dude, this guy can't read; he is a total dyslexy!
Chris: Sure is.
Dislexy guy: Hey, stop calling me that!

dyslexy by The Real Driller July 16, 2021

just setting up my twttr 

The very first tweet written on Twitter.

Kyle: Hey, do you know what the first tweet on Twitter was?
Chris: just setting up my twttr
Kyle: Okay.

just setting up my twttr by The Real Driller July 14, 2021

Reddit server 

Absolute crap. These servers often go down twice a week, with the servers always up and down like a rollercoaster.

Kyle: Hey, do you want to host a Reddit AMA?
Chris: Sure man, let me... wait, the Reddit servers are down again!?
Kyle: Figures. Rumor has it that hackers run this site.

Reddit server by The Real Driller July 13, 2021

church parents 

Parents who ruin your life on a weekly basis by signing you up for or taking you to crap you don't want. This includes them buying tickets to events you don't care about and they force you into them, ruining your life in every way possible when you can normally be enjoying your own leisure.

If you have a break from school (such as summer or winter), your parents are almost guaranteed to screw it up. This includes planning a vacation over your entire break, essentially making it wasted by the time your break is over.

Kyle: Dude, my spring break was wasted because my stupid church parents planned a vacation on it, taking me to stuff I had no interest in.
Chris: Aww, that sucks crap. Next break, do you want to spend it all with me and play Smash all the way?
Kyle: Why, yes.

church parents by The Real Driller July 6, 2021

grandma grunt 

Term used to refer to elderly drivers who drive slow. Male equivalent is grandpa grunt.

Come on, grandma grunt. The speed limit is 60km/h and you're only going 40!

grandma grunt by The Real Driller July 5, 2021