Topless Teddy

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.

Man that guy is wasted, now he's going Topless Teddy.

by The Real Chas February 20, 2023

Nashville Glaze

The film that’s left on a gentleman’s meat whistle after bare backing the bride to be during her Music City bachelorette festivities.

Anthony had to lather, rinse and repeat to get the Nashville Glaze off his dick after last night.

by The Real Chas May 15, 2024

Nashville Glaze

The film that is left on a gentleman's meat whistle after bare backing the bride to be during her Music City bachelorette festivities.

Dave had to lather, rinse and repeat to get last night's Nashville glaze off his junk.

by The Real Chas May 26, 2024

Rice Crispy Treat

When a gentleman dips his skin flute into a jar of Fluff, followed by a box of Rice Crispies and then into his partner.

Things got real sticky last night when I gave Tiffany my Rice Crispy Treat.

by The Real Chas February 18, 2017

Anal Sandstorm

When two partners are engaging in anal on the beach and the pitcher pulls out, dips his skin flute in the sand and then reinserts. Essentially a Screaming Seagull but anally.

Brent: Dude, what was that screaming last night?

Anne: Chas and I were going at it on the beach and that asshole gave me an Anal Sandstorm. What a dick.

by The Real Chas August 04, 2018

Skin nap

When you are at a music festival and get the urge. You and your partner slip into the tent for a little Afternoon Delight.

Phoebe and I had a quick skin nap inbetween sets.

by The Real Chas August 04, 2018

Dinkerchief

A form of a kerchief or bandanna, typically a hemmed square of fabric which is intended for personal hygiene purposes such as wiping one's dink after fornication.

I’m totally getting laid tonight. Good thing I brought my dinkerchief.

by The Real Chas September 07, 2019