Definitions by The Real Chas

Nashville Glaze 

The film that is left on a gentleman's meat whistle after bare backing the bride to be during her Music City bachelorette festivities.

Dave had to lather, rinse and repeat to get last night's Nashville glaze off his junk.

Nashville Glaze by The Real Chas May 26, 2024

Nashville Glaze 

The film that’s left on a gentleman’s meat whistle after bare backing the bride to be during her Music City bachelorette festivities.

Anthony had to lather, rinse and repeat to get the Nashville Glaze off his dick after last night.

Nashville Glaze by The Real Chas May 14, 2024

Topless Teddy

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.

Man that guy is wasted, now he's going Topless Teddy.

Topless Teddy by The Real Chas February 20, 2023

Dinkerchief

A form of a kerchief or bandanna, typically a hemmed square of fabric which is intended for personal hygiene purposes such as wiping one's dink after fornication.

I’m totally getting laid tonight. Good thing I brought my dinkerchief.

Dinkerchief by The Real Chas September 6, 2019

Anal Sandstorm

When two partners are engaging in anal on the beach and the pitcher pulls out, dips his skin flute in the sand and then reinserts. Essentially a Screaming Seagull but anally.

Brent: Dude, what was that screaming last night?

Anne: Chas and I were going at it on the beach and that asshole gave me an Anal Sandstorm. What a dick.

Anal Sandstorm by The Real Chas August 4, 2018

Skin nap 

When you are at a music festival and get the urge. You and your partner slip into the tent for a little Afternoon Delight.

Phoebe and I had a quick skin nap inbetween sets.

Skin nap by The Real Chas August 4, 2018

Pooper Stupor 

When a gentleman is so sauced that he attempts to stick a finger in his ladies' front bottom but accidentally hits her balloon knot.

Man, Ethan was so fucked up last night he tried to finger that chick but pulled a pooper stupor instead!

Pooper Stupor by The Real Chas April 28, 2017