6 definitions by The Real Chas
When a gentleman dips his skin flute into a jar of Fluff, followed by a box of Rice Crispies and then into his partner.
by The Real Chas February 18, 2017
When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.
by The Real Chas February 20, 2023
A form of a kerchief or bandanna, typically a hemmed square of fabric which is intended for personal hygiene purposes such as wiping one's dink after fornication.
by The Real Chas September 7, 2019
When you are at a music festival and get the urge. You and your partner slip into the tent for a little Afternoon Delight.
by The Real Chas August 4, 2018
When two partners are engaging in anal on the beach and the pitcher pulls out, dips his skin flute in the sand and then reinserts. Essentially a Screaming Seagull but anally.
Brent: Dude, what was that screaming last night?
Anne: Chas and I were going at it on the beach and that asshole gave me an Anal Sandstorm. What a dick.
Anne: Chas and I were going at it on the beach and that asshole gave me an Anal Sandstorm. What a dick.
by The Real Chas August 4, 2018
When a gentleman is so sauced that he attempts to stick a finger in his ladies' front bottom but accidentally hits her balloon knot.
Man, Ethan was so fucked up last night he tried to finger that chick but pulled a pooper stupor instead!
by The Real Chas April 28, 2017