When two partners are engaging in anal on the beach and the pitcher pulls out, dips his skin flute in the sand and then reinserts. Essentially a Screaming Seagull but anally.
Brent: Dude, what was that screaming last night?
Anne: Chas and I were going at it on the beach and that asshole gave me an Anal Sandstorm. What a dick.
Anne: Chas and I were going at it on the beach and that asshole gave me an Anal Sandstorm. What a dick.
by The Real Chas August 04, 2018
When a gentleman is so sauced that he attempts to stick a finger in his ladies' front bottom but accidentally hits her balloon knot.
Man, Ethan was so fucked up last night he tried to finger that chick but pulled a pooper stupor instead!
by The Real Chas April 28, 2017
When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.
by The Real Chas February 20, 2023
When you are at a music festival and get the urge. You and your partner slip into the tent for a little Afternoon Delight.
by The Real Chas August 04, 2018
A form of a kerchief or bandanna, typically a hemmed square of fabric which is intended for personal hygiene purposes such as wiping one's dink after fornication.
by The Real Chas September 06, 2019
When a gentleman dips his skin flute into a jar of Fluff, followed by a box of Rice Crispies and then into his partner.
by The Real Chas February 18, 2017
The film that’s left on a gentleman’s meat whistle after bare backing the bride to be during her Music City bachelorette festivities.
by The Real Chas May 14, 2024