Definitions by The Real Canadian
BoBo
Nickname for Lauren Boebert, a Republican member of Congress whose brainpower rivals Sarah Palin’s - and, that’s not saying much.
BoBo got kicked out of the theatre for fooling around during Beetlejuice. She even vaped in front of a pregnant woman and recorded the show, ignoring copyright laws. Blockhead!
BoBo by The Real Canadian October 18, 2023
Tang Poo
An indicted, shit-for-brains former US President with a grotesque orange hue. He is the laughingstock of world politics, shunned by every living former President for obvious reasons.
Tang Poo thinks he’s God’s gift to the White House, but he’s been indicted six times and counting already. You can’t run a country from the federal lockup.
Tang Poo by The Real Canadian September 5, 2023
McAirline
An ultra-low fare passenger air carrier ie, Spirit or Swoop, it offers such no frills amenities as all-economy seats. They may or may not offer wi-fi, and if you get hungry or thirsty then you have to buy your overpriced chips and soda.
McAirlines are like McDonald’s, offering cheap stuff that serve their purpose to the widest customer base.
McAirlines are like McDonald’s, offering cheap stuff that serve their purpose to the widest customer base.
I flew with a McAirline from Toronto to Calgary early this morning. The seats were cramped together and I had to pay for my chips and Diet Coke, but I arrived in one piece. That’s good enough for me.
McAirline by The Real Canadian April 28, 2023
Marjorie Taylor Greene
An ape-like swamp creature who is another embarrassment to American politics, this Republicunt makes Lauren Boebert look sane by comparison - and, that’s not saying much. Also known as MTG, “it” is a MAGAt conspiracy theorist that fell into that QAnon rabbit hole long ago, landing head first.
If Trump ever picks Marjorie Taylor Greene as his running mate for the 2024 Presidential Election, then God help America.
Marjorie Taylor Greene by The Real Canadian April 28, 2023
Republicunt
A female Republican, she supports causes that go against her interests.
Examples: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, the Trump women, any newsmodel on Fox News or any other right wing infotainment channel, that grandmother who thinks the 1950s were the last great years in human history.
Examples: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, the Trump women, any newsmodel on Fox News or any other right wing infotainment channel, that grandmother who thinks the 1950s were the last great years in human history.
I am tired of Republicunts who smile and look pretty while their husbands give speeches that blame Mexicans for every problem in America.
Republicunt by The Real Canadian April 11, 2023
Elon Musk
A pasty faced, weird-looking billionaire who bought Twitter, driving away followers and reinstating the incendiary accounts of “people” such as Donald Trump and his disciples.
Dave: “Twitter says that COVID-19 vaccines have microchips made by Bill Gates.”
Irene: “Bullshit! I heard nothing from the World Health Organization, Anthony Fauci and the Centres for Disease Control about microchips in out vaccines.”
Dave: “Get educated.”
Irene: “Well, I am - and any idiot who calls themselves a doctor, nurse of pharmacist would say this about any vaccine just to trick people like you.”
Dave: “But, but, but.”
Irene: “That rich ninny Elon Musk has just allowed what I call misinformation about COVID-19 vaccines back on Twitter. I’ve just canceled my account because of him.”
(Dave leaves speechless).
Irene: “Bullshit! I heard nothing from the World Health Organization, Anthony Fauci and the Centres for Disease Control about microchips in out vaccines.”
Dave: “Get educated.”
Irene: “Well, I am - and any idiot who calls themselves a doctor, nurse of pharmacist would say this about any vaccine just to trick people like you.”
Dave: “But, but, but.”
Irene: “That rich ninny Elon Musk has just allowed what I call misinformation about COVID-19 vaccines back on Twitter. I’ve just canceled my account because of him.”
(Dave leaves speechless).
Elon Musk by The Real Canadian December 13, 2022
Newsmodel
A television journalist who was obviously hired for their looks and perkiness rather than their news gathering skills. They look more like supermodels and Hollywood actors than the leather-faced Edward R Murrow and Morley Safer, avuncular Walter Cronkite and scrappy Dan Rather of old. And, they only smile and show their legs while wearing outfits that are more suitable for a cocktail party, yakking about Hollywood, sex and reality TV.
Newsmodel by The Real Canadian December 12, 2022