by The Real Canadian March 20, 2020
An older, slutty-looking woman who hasn't enough class or restraint to be a cougar. Many skankasauruses wear overly revealing clothes, which is gauche even if she has the right body.
Most common habitats for skankasauruses? Fox News, followed by any nightclub or bar.
Most common habitats for skankasauruses? Fox News, followed by any nightclub or bar.
by The Real Canadian May 05, 2019
The lowest of the lowlifes, these people don't have enough conscience, morals and decency to qualify as human beings. They lie, cheat and steal for their own greedy and disgusting benefit, damaging others in the process.
Practice social distancing around these so-called people long after the COVID-19 pandemic is ancient history.
Practice social distancing around these so-called people long after the COVID-19 pandemic is ancient history.
The incumbent US President is the King of the Skeezebags.
Some skeezebag modeling agency scammed my little sister out of $5,000 - and she only has a bunch of lousy pictures to show for it.
Some skeezebag modeling agency scammed my little sister out of $5,000 - and she only has a bunch of lousy pictures to show for it.
by The Real Canadian April 28, 2020
A company or place that's populated by dumb, lazy, unethical, mean and just plain stupid people. It's so hopeless that bankruptcy, a nuclear holocaust or a plague is the only way to fix its problems.
That place should change its name from Company XYZ to Assholes R Us. Everyone there, from the CEO to the janitor, must have graduated from Trump University - that's how useless they are.
by The Real Canadian August 02, 2016
Pioneering, but forgotten, 1950’s and 1960’s shock jock Joe Pyne called cigarettes this, being resigned to his chain smoking habit. (He died of lung cancer in 1970, aged 45). These days, coffin nails could mean three things:
1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;
2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.
1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;
2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.
How could Miranda type with those ugly coffin nails in her way?
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.
by The Real Canadian September 24, 2020
A female Republican, she supports causes that go against her interests.
Examples: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, the Trump women, any newsmodel on Fox News or any other right wing infotainment channel, that grandmother who thinks the 1950s were the last great years in human history.
Examples: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, the Trump women, any newsmodel on Fox News or any other right wing infotainment channel, that grandmother who thinks the 1950s were the last great years in human history.
I am tired of Republicunts who smile and look pretty while their husbands give speeches that blame Mexicans for every problem in America.
by The Real Canadian April 11, 2023
That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021