Definitions by The Real Boyardee

White Belt Wasted 

Someone intoxicated that rarely drinks and makes a fool of themselves

Jeff: Cassie got wasted for the first time last night, and took a piss in the trash can in the kitchen.
Carl: Oh man, White Belt Wasted for sure...

White Belt Wasted by The Real Boyardee December 22, 2018

accidump 

To accidentally defecate in your pants an amount larger than can be considered a shart.

After eating sloppy joes and drinking a 12-pack of Natural Ice, I had an accidump a few hours later.

accidump by The Real Boyardee February 17, 2015

use 

to masturbate

Tango: There was a brutal rape scene with Monica Bellucci in Irreversible.
Cash: Did you use it?

use by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2011

useful 

A sly way to deem something worthy of masturbation.

That Sparkle Motion dance skit from Donnie Darko was really useful.

useful by The Real Boyardee February 18, 2011

assfisted suicide 

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.

No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.

assfisted suicide by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010

SARS 

(sɑːs) n., 1. severely arching rectal squirt. 2. to violently project excrement with a sharp angle of approach to produce an arching effect.

Tubgirl is a SARS artist.

SARS by The Real Boyardee November 3, 2009

male-man 

(meil'-mæn) n., pl. -men, 1. a man so manly that he must be referred to in multiple word form. 2. a supreme being.

If you can defeat Chuck Norris, you will become a male-man.

male-man by The Real Boyardee October 11, 2009