The Real Boyardee's definitions

White Belt Wasted

Someone intoxicated that rarely drinks and makes a fool of themselves

Jeff: Cassie got wasted for the first time last night, and took a piss in the trash can in the kitchen.
Carl: Oh man, White Belt Wasted for sure...

by The Real Boyardee December 22, 2018

useful

A sly way to deem something worthy of masturbation.

That Sparkle Motion dance skit from Donnie Darko was really useful.

by The Real Boyardee February 18, 2011

SARS

(sɑːs) n., 1. severely arching rectal squirt. 2. to violently project excrement with a sharp angle of approach to produce an arching effect.

Tubgirl is a SARS artist.

by The Real Boyardee November 3, 2009

use

to masturbate

Tango: There was a brutal rape scene with Monica Bellucci in Irreversible.
Cash: Did you use it?

by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2011

assfisted suicide

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.

No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.

by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010

male-man

(meil'-mæn) n., pl. -men, 1. a man so manly that he must be referred to in multiple word form. 2. a supreme being.

If you can defeat Chuck Norris, you will become a male-man.

by The Real Boyardee October 11, 2009

accidump

To accidentally defecate in your pants an amount larger than can be considered a shart.

After eating sloppy joes and drinking a 12-pack of Natural Ice, I had an accidump a few hours later.

by The Real Boyardee February 17, 2015