Definitions by The Raging Bull
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Steve: I'm tired of all these pathetic slang terms for marijuana.
Randy: Okay, then let's make our own!
Steve: Dude, that's brilliant! Any ideas?
Randy: Hmmm... How 'bout Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Steve: You see, that's why you're the smart one!
Randy: Okay, then let's make our own!
Steve: Dude, that's brilliant! Any ideas?
Randy: Hmmm... How 'bout Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Steve: You see, that's why you're the smart one!
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees by The Raging Bull May 26, 2005
shvili
Adj. Having the qualities of a tormentor or bully; A popular surname suffix in the Republic of Georgia, whose denizens are infamous for the strong-arm tactics they purportedly employ in order to reach the top of the food chain (e.g. Joseph Stalin, née Ioseb Jughashvili).
Friend: You’re nephew just threw a kid almost twice his size to the ground!
Me: Yup, that little tyke is a bona fide shvili.
Me: Yup, that little tyke is a bona fide shvili.
shvili by The Raging Bull April 28, 2005
Deborah Haft
"Deborah Haft just slappped that bitch for claiming that Ohio is the birth place of flight. Everybody knows it's Kitty Hawk, N.C.!"
Deborah Haft by The Raging Bull April 18, 2005
O-dar
n. O-girl radar; Sometimes, intrepid O-girls decide to wear skirts made of fabrics other than denim. Since these broads don't have any other distinguishing features - such as the yarmulkes worn by their male counterparts - this may confound those who are unable to pick up orthodox vibes.
Yitzhak: Is that chick an o-girl or is she just wearing a skirt because formal attire is required?
Moishe: Dude, that "chick" is Rebbetzin Goldberg!
Yitzhak: Oy, my O-dar is pitiful.
Moishe: Yeah, tell me about it.
Moishe: Dude, that "chick" is Rebbetzin Goldberg!
Yitzhak: Oy, my O-dar is pitiful.
Moishe: Yeah, tell me about it.
O-dar by The Raging Bull April 13, 2005
diphthong-worthy
adj. When an action or statement elicits consternation in the form of that quintessential Jewish diphthong "oy!"
"Dina's OTD anecdotes are always very diphthong-worthy. As her friends, we feel the most effective way to shore up her tenuous o-girl status is through enrollment at an accredited seminary."
diphthong-worthy by The Raging Bull April 8, 2005
kid @ risk
kid @ risk by The Raging Bull April 5, 2005
OTD
adj. An acronym for "Off The Derekh." "Derekh" is the Hebrew word for "path", alluding to the path that G-d delineates in the Bible which every righteous Jew must follow. Can be used to describe a person, an object, or an idea.
"I can see that O-girl's knees. Damn, that skirt is OTD!"
"I can picture her doing something like that. That broad used to be shomeret, but now she's just OTD."
"I always thought you were observant. When did you become so OTD?"
"Dude, don't take me to these OTD parties anymore. I'm trying to do t'shuva over here!"
"I can picture her doing something like that. That broad used to be shomeret, but now she's just OTD."
"I always thought you were observant. When did you become so OTD?"
"Dude, don't take me to these OTD parties anymore. I'm trying to do t'shuva over here!"
OTD by The Raging Bull February 20, 2005