Skynner

Having dinner with your significant other or close friend, each eating the same dish at the same time, while video Skyping.

I had a romantic, candlelit Hungry Man Turkey Skynner with my b.f. last night.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson August 30, 2010

webicide

Removing oneself from all social networking sites, closing out all of one's e-mail accounts, using a nontexting cell phone or analog phone. Essentially ending all possibilities of internet communication with you by electronic means by committing WEBICIDE. Not to be confused with those individuals who have committed actual suicide and live-streamed or you tubed the act online.

X shut down his Facebook, Twitter, My Space, Linked In, and all e-mail accounts to start the process of webicide. X will only communicate with others by using an analog telephone, snail mail, and in person.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson September 24, 2009

Skypology (-ize)

To offer a video apology via Skype to someone you've offended.

I accused my girlfriend of cheating on me, but I had to (offer a) Skypology (-ize) when I found out the guy she was hanging out with was just an unattractive cousin.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 2, 2010

objectively attractive

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.

Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 3, 2009

screencream

To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)

I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

investisniffing

Activity undertaken by your dog while being walked, in which he or she stops to smell every object, from microscopic to gargantuan, when you're in a rush or already late for an important occasion.

I would have been on time, but my goddamn dog was investisniffing everything on my block.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 30, 2012

keyboard condom

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.

I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010