The Pig Farmer's Grandson's definitions

latinajuanabe

A gringa (white female) who desperately wants to be or be taken for a Latina. Often seeking out the company of Latino gang members or drugs dealers (thus the "juana-be" suffix instead of the standard "wannabe") to further the image. See "Weeds" on Showtime for a popular fictional example.

That chick over there in the sequined shirt calls herself Juanita, but her real name is Joanne and she's from the suburbs. She's just another latinajuanabe looking to steal one of our men.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 24, 2009

keyboard condom

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.

I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

Skynner

Having dinner with your significant other or close friend, each eating the same dish at the same time, while video Skyping.

I had a romantic, candlelit Hungry Man Turkey Skynner with my b.f. last night.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson August 30, 2010

webplex

An internet site or presence that is more significant than an ordinary web"site." A complex website that offers myriad opportunities for cross-communication and fertilization of new ideas, concepts, constructs, and philosophies.

I just spend seven hours in the chat rooms of the hallway of hackers on the Everythinginexistence.com webplex.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson August 24, 2010

objectively attractive

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.

Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 3, 2009

intersizzle

Positive or negative attention, heat, or excitement about a person, product, or service created and upsurging on the internet.

That baby pig video on YouTube has total intersizzle. It's got like two million downloads.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson August 19, 2010

screencream

To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)

I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010