17 definitions by The Penguin Incarnate

cock pushup

To levitate from ones boner.

Lee can lift off of the ground from his cock pushup.

One will do.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 8, 2003

cosmixmaster

Apostle of Ditka

Cosmixmaster killed a couple of Saints fans for their sins agaisnt God and man.

by The Penguin Incarnate July 25, 2003

jallop

To dick slap

Joey jalloped his girlfriend after sex.

Tom while passing by in his car jalloped Joey, cause he owed him money.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Monkey D Luffy

n. The King of Pirates. Show some fucking respect here.

Monkey D Luffy became a pirate becuase of his admiration of "Red Haired" Shanks.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 5, 2003

funkometer

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.

When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 27, 2003

Ditka

A powerful sojourner of the Multiverse whpose power and coaching ability is unmatched

In 1985 Ditka both destroyed a planet full of the Zerg and won the Super Bowl 290-22.

by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003

fucknaut

n. Derived from Greek meaning, "a fucking dickwad." Used in reference to cockjockies, asscrabs, bitches, and assbuckets, to name but a few.

That Johny is a fucknaut, he insulted my girlfriend then vomited in my car.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 15, 2003