The Penguin Incarnate's definitions

funkometer

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.

When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

Led Zeppelin

n. The Greatest Band of All time also see Jesus and Ditka, also resposible for infulencing every major musician today (even the Bestie Boys and Eminem), often either ignored by todays youth or needless stirred up over anything involving Mr. Plant and the rest.

Led Zeppelin is the opposite of emo.

Led Zeppelin almost destroyed the entire universe in 1973 with the release of The House of Holies, it was just that awesome.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 20, 2003

Bruce Campbell

The Man, the Mystery, the Chin. The greatest hero of all time.

Bruce Campbell single handedly destroyed the Deadites on several occasions and there by saved mankind.

by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003

Hausedorfer

n. To deficate on someone, particualarly a female, see also Cleaveland Steamer.

Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

jallop

To dick slap

Joey jalloped his girlfriend after sex.

Tom while passing by in his car jalloped Joey, cause he owed him money.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Butkus

The inversion of Led Zepplin or Ditka, something that is abhorrent to God and man.

Butkus was on Sport Center again trying to denounce Coach Ditka, what a cockjockey.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

the fit hit the shan

Larry Elder's AM radio friendly euphamism for "the shit hit the fan."

When Ross Perot said "You people," when speaking to a primarily black audience, the fit hit the shan.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 4, 2003