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Something many, if not most people would look at/watch and say damn that's living, I buy that without questioning what the person is really like when not making a show out of their life.
He/she always liked having something to show for everything that he/she did so that he/she could show highlight reels of himself/herself on a movie projector while all of his/her friends ate popcorn and got jealous of him/her because they didn't question the person or the intentions of the person behind the highlight reel.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Get the Highlight reel mug.A mother's little spy, someone that reported everything that could possibly be reported to an authority figure as a kid.
Mama's girl- It looks like an AtM machine and y'all look like you're on drugs, so I'm gonna tell momma.
Mama's girl- Don't tell me a thing. If you say one more thing about what they did, you're gonna be in big trouble.
Mama's girl- Don't tell me a thing. If you say one more thing about what they did, you're gonna be in big trouble.
by The Original Agahnim August 21, 2021
Get the Mama's girl mug.Sure, a female should for the most part be allowed to smack, punch, push, grab, or kick a male without consequence, but what if the guy has people counting on him not to die and she is a serial killer (kind of like the movie Natural Born Killers)? Are there not things worth fighting for, where you have more of a gray area than a black and white area to work with? A time where you try to stay as close to the right thing as possible, knowing that you can do no right no matter what you do at a time like that.
She would have killed him and 50 other people if he didn't fight back (or blown up a city full of people), so should he allow himself to die because she is female and you never fight with a female no matter she is doing or going to do, based on a principle you never question? If she was a serial killer that wouldn't live and let live for others, does she still deserve to live more than everyone else?
by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021
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Get the Waver mug.Mr. Bean just pulled out two automatic pistols that looked like movie props and started shooting at him, that actually wasn't funny.
by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021
Get the Mr. Bean mug.Whenever she was around, I would feel like the 4'11" guy on his first day of school or work, I couldn't get in a rhythm, it was like being a mouse in church, then I'd remember she wasn't all-powerful like God or the messiah, she might even be trying to bully me.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
Get the Mouse mug.A movie about a guy that tracks his daughter's spleen and his right kidney across Europe through the black market to find the people responsible for taking their internal organs and selling them.
Half borrowed/plagiarized line from the kidney hunter- I don't have money. What I do have is a special set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare to people like you. Tell me where my daughter's spleen and my right kidney are being kept, and perhaps you'll live a little bit longer. I will find you, and when I do, I will tell you I told you so.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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