by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021

Cam Newton does things a little different than most people would, but as long as they love what he can do instead of who he is, he's not going to do everything he really could, because he's human.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

The pig rustlers might steal your pigs right out of your fucking pig pen if you left it open overnight.
by The Original Agahnim February 01, 2022

The girl looked in the mirror one day and saw knuckles the echidna looking back at her and couldn't decide whether to laugh or get infuriated, so she looked around for somebody else to ask whether it was them trying to be funny and not the one in the mirror.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

Someone that thinks there should be more respect because nobody respects them, more peace because everyone that knows them gets into fights, more unity because nobody trusts them, and more love because they try to make everyone hate someone else on a regular basis.
The Mouth of the South was a drama driven machine that didn't think she was a part of the reason there was always drama around her.
by The Original Agahnim June 02, 2021

Poseur with 1200 grit sandpaper tongue- That guy is the poseur's poseur, his tongue is just too smooth, and he's probably a government agent, he's not one of us.
Poseur with 800 grit sandpaper tongue- You are playing yourself, that guy is a poseur like us.
Poseur with 800 grit sandpaper tongue- You are playing yourself, that guy is a poseur like us.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Doc Jamal Octopus says that guys like Jay Sandman and Dan the Lizard have been hiding out in the sewer system somewhere.
by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021
