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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Narcissist 

Someone desperate enough to seek attention that they talk shit about a kind of person that doesn't exist outside themselves. Someone that doesn't even know they're talking about themselves every time they try to make fun of somebody else or start another bullshit argument with somebody else over stupidity, and try and get somebody hurt over it.
The bubbly girl was usually talking about herself when she tried to make fun of somebody else, kind of like Joan Rivers. Anything that would draw attention back to her bullshit, because she had always been a narcissist.

Lightweight 

Someone that is affected differently by a drink or substance.
The girl that thinks she is Chyna, the pro wrestler, the one blocking the stairway and asking loudly to everyone that isn't outside with her What the hell is going on might not be stumbling or falling all over the place, but she's making an environment just as chaotic as someone doing that, and the worst thing about it is at least someone stumbling and falling is at least aware of what they're doing when it becomes irritating or chaotic. A lightweight is also someone that gets even mouthier than they already are sober when they are drunk or on something, someone that gets beer muscles or beer courage.

Lightweight 

Somebody that is phased a bit more by a light amount of something.
The girl that thought she was Chyna, the pro wrestler, the one blocking the stairway and loudly asking everyone that wasn't out there with her what the hell is going on wasn't doing anything physically clumsy, but was still making the same kind of chaotic environment that somebody would make if they were stumbling around. Not everybody gets that way after a few drinks, so she must be a lightweight.

Lightweight 

Someone that freaks out or has adverse effects that other people around them don't have on a light amount of a drink or substance (not just once but always, something they're known for) is about as close you get to what somebody means when they say somebody is a lightweight. So a guy drinking a quart of wine and not being able to stand up is not a lightweight, because most people shouldn't have good balance after drinking a quart of wine.
The lightweight is falling all over the place or making a chaotic environment every time he/she has a couple shots or beers, or hits of a joint.
The business/museum/ store/restaurant was in business for 25 years or more and was a success, but then in about 2020, someone told them they needed to change (shut down) and gave them of list of reasons why, and because they listened to bullshit (and because they were idiots) instead of fighting change, they ended up closing forever. It was fighting change that kept them open, not being up to date.
Change isn't something you need if you're successful at something, don't allow anybody to convince you otherwise, since their motives are questionable if they think change is needed at a time like that.
Change by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Thanksgiving 

You would think Thanksgiving was kill anything that looks like a descendant of an Anglo-Saxon Puritan day for the Indians, but they don't try to get revenge for the past, even when some groups/tribes of Indians became extinct because of these folks.
The Indians know if they said you're welcome on Thanksgiving, they would lose their entire family and their land for it.

Cancel everything

You would think the Indians would have Thanksgiving shut down for being a racist holiday, yet they show up at the parade held on land that was taken from them and they don't have the city/county shut the parade down because it traumatizes them to watch it. The country has a fucked up history, but once you start to allow any attempt to shed light on history by talking about all sides of it, (that includes the Confederate side, and the side of the original slaveowners, the founding fathers like George Washington and James Madison) you end up trying to keep people in the dark about it by having everything cancelled that doesn't agree with what you think history should have been like, in a past where everything and everyone was wonderful and decent, and history was never like that because people are human and not inherently good (or bad). People are people, they always have been fucked up.
People nowadays think that somebody owes it to them to cancel everything they don't like, even if somebody else might learn something from it. It's one thing if you want to cover your own kids eyes and ears everywhere they go, it's another thing to tell everybody ese they have to do the same things the same way you do.