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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Bucket list 

The funny/suspicious Indian guy had a few things on his bucket list-

1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.

Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.
An overused word. Not everything that is called a crisis really is. The coronavirus is not the bubonic plague, yet the media treats it as the same kind of thing so that everybody will panic and lose their minds.
Not everybody needed support the way thee bubbly girl did, after all, not everybody lived their life like it was a crisis, or tried to make everyone else's life a crisis, or add another setback to their life for them to overcome.
Crisis by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Tomorrowland 

You're gonna slowly go nuts if you stay in tomorrowland.

Bucket list 

A few items on the bucket list of the funny/suspicious Indian dude-

1) Go skydiving.

2) Finish a Nascar race driving against oncoming traffic.

3) Wrestle Daryl Stingley (though he had to cross it off the bucket list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey Mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.

Daryl Stingley- Not today kid. I actually dont think my wrestling future looks too bright for tomorrow or after tomorrow either kid, so don't put it on your bucket list, I'll never live up to your expectations if you do.

Narcissist 

Someone that thinks everyone has their standards, expectations, mindset, attention to image/reputation, attention seeking behavior, and even sense of desperation.
She was a narcissist, and therefore thought that everyone else she met was also a narcissist living in a hall of mirrors.

Dark Maul Naboo 

An action figure that looks a lot like Dewey Cox's brother when Dewey Cox got done with him.
Both Dark Maul Naboo and Nate Cox are half the person they used to be (Darth Maul was half the man he used to be).

Cinderella poser 

Somebody with a spoiled rotten middle class sense of desperate and urgency, usually in reference to winning sports games.
The Cinderella poser loved to preach about desperation and being one of the marginalized folks, but she didn't actually know anything about being desperate or marginalized from life experience, which is why she was the worst kind of senseless person, the kind that didn't know she wasn't an unbearable enemy, or that she had no common sense.