She tried to jump up through the basement window out into the straight world thinking she was an Atlanta hawk, but once she came down off the acid she realized she couldn't fly or even jump that high, and she was covered in cuts from all the shattered glass, most of which fell on the floor. Gravity took her down to basement town.
by The Original Agahnim January 15, 2022
Someone that hangs out with people from all walks of life to feel tougher than they would when not with these folks.
The poseur wanted to meet enough strangers to form a group that called anybody that disagreed with or opposed them the poseurs.
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
The poseur called the skyline of the state capital their skyline, (as she wasn't originally from the state capital, and it really was their skyline, the people originally from the state capital) but convienently neglected to call the skyline of the state's largest city their skyline too, (as she wasn't originally from the state's largest city either, and it really was their skyline, the people originally from the state's largest city) instead calling it "our" skyline to make herself appear to be less of an outsider to locals she was trying to walk all over by benefitting from being seen as one of their own (though she was not, she wasn't who she said she was).
by The Original Agahnim February 03, 2022
Someone still trying to earn their local yokel stripes in their late 30's instead of being themself.
The poseur was a big fish in a small pond back in the small town he was from, where he was a known town bully, and he expected the locals in others places to treat him not only as one of their own, but as the big fish there. He was the kind of guy that robbed a boutique store for female's clothing and sold it back to unsuspecting females to try and get respect from people that didn't even know him, trying to make a name for himself.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Someone that winks to feign joking without the other person knowing that their intention wasn't really to joke.
The poseur told the other person how to join her poseur cult and winked after she said it to indicate she was feigning kidding while looking and sounding serious (but claimed to not care what anybody thought of her even though everyone else did care what people thought of them).
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Somebody that changes their hair and eye color on a week to week basis so that they can keep acting tough all the time.
The poseur never kept the same look long enough for anybody to actually hold her to the same standards that males were held to, which was a double standard.
by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
Someone that needs their peers to believe in them, and thinks that everyone else needs the same thing to keep going.
The poseur was a narcissist, she claimed to be different but deep down she saw her own image when she looked at everyone else, and thought that everyone else was the same way.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021