Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Climate change
Trees being clear cut for development, farming, or any other purpose isn't climate change, it's just simply people that don't think they have enough dollar signs (developers especially). It's people that don't think they're part of the problem, they have a more positive view of themselves (though they don't see their view of themselves as narcissistic).
As long as people see dollar signs where a family of trees stands, trees are endangered. The kinds of people that clear cut them aren't going to respect them any time soon, they're more concerned about the respect they think they will get once they make money out of the trees (as money does come from paper, which comes from trees). The trees are the underdogs, not the people. Climate change is a fictional way of thinking, a way for humans to say they're in control of everything in the environment.
Climate change by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
Manipulation
Criticism is only unfair to somebody else when someone finds no faults in themselves because it is manipulation.
Manipulation by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
Pawn
Someone that supports someone that is trying to put their small business out of business by becoming the next Uber, thinking they're helping a sweet person (one that speaks their language). Someone that supports someone that has an out with the old, in with the new mentality.
Once they quit being her pawn, they realized they didn't miss any of it. Supporting someone's dreams that is trying to destroy yours isn't doing the right thing, it isn't helping anybody but one person out.
Pawn by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
Pawn
Somebody that supports someone that is trying to put their small business out of business by becoming the next Uber, thinking they are supporting a sweet person, and not someone who wants to get filthy rich. Supporting someone's dreams that wants to destroy yours isn't doing the right thing, especially when all they dream about is dollar signs.
Once they quit being her pawn or playing her game altogether, they found that they didn't miss any of it.
Pawn by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
Cheerwine festival
A festival attended by all groups, black, white, and everything in between, at a time when Confederate statues were still standing, without any incidents. People were getting along better before 2020 than after the statues/history were removed.
People said nothing about the Confederate statues at the time of the Cheerwine festival, they got along fine at the time, and like the statues and businesses, the festival was taken from them.
Cheerwine festival by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Puzzle
Part of hell had broken loose during the pestilence, which was concerning since nobody had yet determind which part it was, or where to put it once they got it back with the rest of hell. It was like a puzzle with a piece missing.
Puzzle by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Census announcer
Someone that talks about census results or something most people besides lawmakers don't pay much attention to in a mix of boxing, baseball, and horse racing terms. Soon they will have the Mexican sports announcers making this stuff sound exciting and interesting if too many people start to do it, and part of hell will break loose, which is concerning.
The city came out of the gate swinging on their census results and didn't quit until the census bureau was hesitant to send more investigators, since they kept getting beaten by residents. The census bureau got knocked out by the numbers, and the census announcer was there to keep everyone covered.
Census announcer by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021