There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.
There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.
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Female marine- She was weak. Unit, corps, god, country.
Lawyer- You're on trial for murder, and you want me to go to the judge with unit, corps, god, country?
Female marine- She was weak. Unit, corps, god, country.
Lawyer- You're on trial for murder, and you want me to go to the judge with unit, corps, god, country?
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The fox lady had a high pitched bark that sounded a little bit like a yelp. Her pelt was worth a lot of money in the wrong hands.
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He/she whined about adultification, or being treated as more adult than others, so deep down he/she must prefer to get treated like a kid, which is fine.
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Get the adultification mug.That pacifist was lucky they kept calling the police on him, they always knew he was weak beneath the surface, and he had to be a clown to boot.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021
Get the Pacifist mug.The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.
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