Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Real ones 

There's never going to be a last of the real ones, unless humans go extinct (which wouldn't be a bad thing for every other species). There will always be more real ones, long after the real ones of today are gone forever.

There's always going to be more real ones, though they won't replace the real ones before them during the time they are alive.

Real ones by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Cam Newton 

He sometimes brought bad publicity with reporters, so people at some point were going to find out he wasn't a superhero and he wasn't perfect, he was just a guy. He hasn't had a whole lot of room to be a regular guy because of the superhero nicknames and image.

Some of what Cam Newton said and did was as questionable as what anybody else says and does. He didn't really ever claim to be perfect, somewhere he got the superhero image and it stuck.

Cam Newton by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Cam Newton 

He's going to be the guy that plays on 8 teams in 5 years now, for no good reason.

Cam Newton has to go out and buy a home in 5 different cities now to prepare for the next few years.

Cam Newton by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Micro marriage 

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.

Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.

Micro marriage by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Cam Newton 

Carolina should have been more patient with Cam Newton even when the going got tough. There's no good reason he wouldn't have still been somebody the team could depend on, whether he was starting or not.

When people have enough money, they feel like their bank account proves they can overlook guys like Cam Newton. He's not the only talented quarterback in the league, but there's only a few per generation.

Cam Newton by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Gender fluid 

Soft language to describe a boy girl.

Dude- That's a fuckin Reptilian boy girl!

Soft language police (describing masculine female boy girl)- Sir, she is gender fluid, don't use that kind of language.

Soft language police (describing effeminate male boy girl)- Sir, he is gender fluid, don't use that kind of language.

Gender fluid by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Reptilian boy girl 

Something a stork leaves your family with.

It's a Reptilian boy girl, what the fuck is it? Something you're gonna have to keep standing up to before it destroys you, that's what the fuck it is.

Reptilian boy girl by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021