Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Coronavirus
Nowadays you have two kinds of people in the way they think about the coronavirus, you have the ones that defend any mandate, rule or law the government suggests for them, and you have the people that defend the way they've always lived, no matter how exciting the new way they are being told to live might have seemed at first. The latter group hasn't been doing much fighting to get their voices heard though, just about all of what people are seeing and hearing on TV is dominated by the first group.
Just about anything people have heard about the coronavirus in the past year and a half seems designed to make them panic and surrendee control of their lives to an outside entity that they for some reason began to trust more than themselves to take care of them, even if taking care of themselves was never a major issue before 2020.
Coronavirus by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
Real ones
There's never going to be a last of the real ones, unless humans go extinct (which wouldn't be a bad thing for every other species). There will always be more real ones, long after the real ones of today are gone forever.
There's always going to be more real ones, though they won't replace the real ones before them during the time they are alive.
Real ones by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
Cam Newton
He sometimes brought bad publicity with reporters, so people at some point were going to find out he wasn't a superhero and he wasn't perfect, he was just a guy. He hasn't had a whole lot of room to be a regular guy because of the superhero nicknames and image.
Some of what Cam Newton said and did was as questionable as what anybody else says and does. He didn't really ever claim to be perfect, somewhere he got the superhero image and it stuck.
Cam Newton by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
Cam Newton
Cam Newton has to go out and buy a home in 5 different cities now to prepare for the next few years.
Cam Newton by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
Micro marriage
Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.
Micro marriage by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
Cam Newton
Carolina should have been more patient with Cam Newton even when the going got tough. There's no good reason he wouldn't have still been somebody the team could depend on, whether he was starting or not.
When people have enough money, they feel like their bank account proves they can overlook guys like Cam Newton. He's not the only talented quarterback in the league, but there's only a few per generation.
Cam Newton by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
Gender fluid
Soft language to describe a boy girl.
Dude- That's a fuckin Reptilian boy girl!
Soft language police (describing masculine female boy girl)- Sir, she is gender fluid, don't use that kind of language.
Soft language police (describing effeminate male boy girl)- Sir, he is gender fluid, don't use that kind of language.
Soft language police (describing masculine female boy girl)- Sir, she is gender fluid, don't use that kind of language.
Soft language police (describing effeminate male boy girl)- Sir, he is gender fluid, don't use that kind of language.
Gender fluid by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021