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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Beef means rat depending on what restaurant you go to.
If bistec de rata was on the menu, more people would know what it was, so they're not going to spell out for people what kind of beef it really is.
Beef by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021

Bad acting 

When someone is trying to convince everyone around them they had to be sub serviant to somebody else, but they go a little too far with there acting (to the point you would think they were trying to be comical with you if they didn't still look serious) by doing something like running towards somebody with bags of food, or speaking strange languages neither one of you or anybody else speaks, talking about biblioteques and shit like that with no French people present.
Come on with the bad acting, you're not Italian and neither am I, but you're still saying Ciao to me like you had no choice.
Bad acting by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021

Joan Rivers 

The kind of female that cares more about whether tits are impressive to guys or not than guys do. If she thought that guys were that horrible, why didn't she just marry females and badmouth them all day with her wife(ves).
Joan Rivers didn't seem to like guys too much by some of what she said about them, unless there was some insecurity that she didn't want anybody to know about. Yet she would be the kind of person that said something like who cares all the time.
Joan Rivers by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021

Anticlimax 

The opposite of a climax.
While your girl would never reach the climax with me that she did with Biggie, I could help her reach an anticlimax, unless that was too much negative energy for her.
Anticlimax by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021
An evil person isn't usually going to tell everybody they are evil, since that wouldn't get them too far. More of the good life goes with claiming to be a good, honest, or trustworthy person, and if suspicion is deferred to others long enough, people will usually quit questioning what the evil person is really like, they assume the person is good by nature.
If people people told everybody that they were evil in plain language, nothing would be left to question. Usually they tell everybody else (the public) something different than they tell you behind the scenes, when nobody is looking.
Evil by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
An evil person isn't usually going to tell everybody they are evil, since that wouldn't get them too far. More of the good life goes with claiming to be a good, honest, or trustworthy person, and if suspicion is deferred to others long enough, people will usually quit questioning what the evil person is really like, they assume the person is good by nature.
If people people told you that they were evil in plain language, nothing would be left to question.
Evil by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021

Closet introvert 

Someone that isn't openly the introvert they really are. Someone that comes across as bold to people that don't know them well, and mouthy to people that knew them growing up.
The introvert seemed like a bold extrovert to people that didn't know her well growing up, that was certainly her image with them, and because she benefitted from it in many ways, she wasn't going to tell anyone that didn't know her well from growing up around her that she wasn't actually an extrovert at all, she was a closet introvert.