The Original Agahnim's definitions
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Get the liquid birdmug. When all was said and done, though their husbands might have looked around at females, the one person that actually cheated of the four main characters in Hall Pass was Grace. Everyone else held their marriage vows sacred to some degree, since looking, thinking, or talking about sex isn't the same thing as toying around with love.
Grace was the one character in Hall Pass heartless enough to actually cheat, because their was no balance of power in her relationship with Fred, she had all the power of two people. Though Grace would be the kind of person to try and expose the double standards of others, she lived by a different set of standards than the ones she expected of her husband, and couldn't see her own for what they were. Why would any guy want to be married to somebody like that? Since some of them do think with a head other than the one on their dick, despite some females not really wanting to allow them to resist thinking with a head that is easier to control on a guy.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
Get the Hall Passmug. Dave Chapelle had a point about guys getting cars because they know girls like them, but it's not the reason a guy originally gets a car. It's nice to have a car if you don't have time to pedal a bike to the beach or to work.
Some guys have a car so long, they forgot why they got the car in the first place. It wasn't always a taxi to pick up chicks in, if that's what it is now.
Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!
Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
Get the Carmug. Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Get the Chode pleasermug. It seems like a smoldering wildfire would melt all the snow packed on top of it. Even if people are told the fires that start in the spring in Siberia come from wildfire smoldering under the snow, it seems like the snow would either extinguish the fire or melt in the process.
by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
Get the Zombie firemug. by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021
Get the Princess of darknessmug. Somebody that calls people liars because they thought those people were weaker than them (to pick a fight with them or try and run them off) rather than because they actually have a tendency to lie a lot.
The girl is an instigator, a fake, a poseur that wants to be everything she poses as. Her own father called her the mouth of the south, and that is not an opinion, it's a fact, he really did call her that as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim January 20, 2022
Get the Instigatormug.