Plain

Lifeless, edgeless, bland.

The crybully claimed to be colorful and different, but was about as plain and bossy as anybody could get, and it wasn't like her mother and father, or other family members really made her that way by being authoritarian with her. She never got her ass whooped by either parent as a kid, she never really even got ordered about by either parent or other family members, perhaps an occasional straightening out was about all anybody was allowed to do to her.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

two hundred percent

Why wouldn't an athlete feel like 100 percent was enough, especially when you're hardly ever near one hundred percent most of the time?

Two hundred percent seems like it would blow out the athlete before the athlete was finished with the season or retirement.

by The Original Agahnim November 02, 2021

Kodak courage

Editing a youtube video until a knifing or shooting looks like self defense and the other guy looks like a coward.

Kodak courage guy/girl- There's gonna be something to show for it? Okay I'm ready, lets you and I show the world my kodak courage, in all of it's glory! Here goes nothing, let's get it!

Camera Guy/Girl- Woops, I missed, you think you can do it over?

Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna beat you down and put it all over you tube, embarrass the shit out of you. *sneakily starts his/her own cell phone camera recording as original camera guy/girl begins to walk away* Hey, where you going? *pulls out gun and shoots camera guy/girl in the back* You see that youtube friends? This assailant was trying to run from me after starting some shit with me, what a coward, he/she got what was coming to him/her!

by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022

Instigator

Someone that does something like hire and train a bunch of people to interrrupt violence when they know beforehand that it will not only lead to an increase in violence, but it will actually openly antagonize and provoke things that were not there already.

The instigator wanted people to buy her bullshit about wanting to clean up violence by installing violence interrupters.

by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021

Walking

Something people can do on their own two feet, without a guide. People that want to do a tour of an area on foot don't need a museum to take them on one, that is silliness. People go to a museum to go a museum and see exhibits, and that isn't going to change because of new technology. Museums are the places go to view a Timex watch in a digital age, that's the point of having museums.

If people want to walk around from site to site, they can do that, it's cheaper than a bus tour or carriage tour, which is why a lot of people go on a walking tour of somewhere. It's never been anything a museum should have to feel responsible for, people can look at exhibits and pictures while they're in a museum, and they can see what's still there on their own time, the way they always have done things. As with friends, you don't abandon the old to make way for the new because someone tries to push or force change on you, since a new friend that expects you to abandon all your old friends and change was never really your friend.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Pestilence

What awakens in darkness.

The coronavirus is the pestilence that awakened in the darkness of 2020.

by The Original Agahnim June 03, 2021

Taint

The same thing as a chode.

There was a hair on the guy's taint that stood when something wasn't right.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021