The Original Agahnim's definitions
That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
Get the Multiverse agent magnetmug. It turned out others could see through the rungs in the bubbly girl' s ladder as well as she could see through the rungs in anyone else's.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
Get the Laddermug. Someone you don't have to keep up appearances with or pretend to be a friend of, since pretending to be a friend of an enemy is transparent anyway.
His/her enemy wasn't pretending to be a friend, so why was he/she still pretending and waving all the time?
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
Get the Enemymug. Thinking that everything you do is making history or that tommorrow needs you and your agenda of change/transformation.
That dork on the National Geographic channel show thought her life was far more interesting and colorful than it actually was. Most people aren't narcissistic enough to get on TV and talk at length about their life story, especially not a false life story.
by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021
Get the Narcissisticmug. The kind of person that would try to get somebody shot in an argument over a garden hose (on the surface) for standing up to them.
The crybully was unhilarious for a natural comedian, there's nothing worse than a clown that doesn't know that he/she isn't funny (or a clown for that matter, since that's kind of like a clown that lost all of his/her balloons).
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Get the Unhilariousmug. One that feminists never mention is the way that if a guy hits a female, he's no longer human to his own sex (he never really was to opposite sex anyway, because he wasn't one of their own), and no further thought is given to the matter, but if a female stabs a guy she is with at the time with a fork or a knife in the shoulder in his sleep, saying she had a dream that he was a killer (which isn't crazy, it's someone too cowardly to attack an alert person) even the opposite sex defends her and says nobody is perfect (though females already defend themselves regardless of whether guys step in to do it, they have a built in self defense mode all the time), then tries for some reason to make things work (almost like he did something wrong), despite no indication that a relationship like that will last.
You only hear about double standards that feminists will benefit from talking about from feminists themselves.
by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021
Get the Double standardmug. by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022
Get the softheartedmug.