Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Asshole 

Until a female that tells people what to do is prepared to also be the same asshole the males who do the same thing are, there won't be any real social justice, it's just talk that sounds good and might even be popular for a while with some people as a phrase. Females don't want the social stigma males get from being the asshole, but they want what they see as the benefits of it, when in reality males aren't given any more respect than any other group of people, nobody is. Any respect earned is also respect that can be lost, and nobody owes anybody respect.

A lot of people want to be an asshole or do what an asshole, they just don't want to be known as an asshole ( get the negative press for it, become the scapegoat) when it's no longer trending (when they're outnumbered by people that don't think of themselves as assholes or jerks).

Asshole by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Daniel Tosh 

A college kid's college kid, as superficial as they get.

Daniel Tosh is everything the rest of us that didn't get a degree could never respect.

Daniel Tosh by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Taylor Swift 

A singer quick to talk about knocking people out, and even quicker to to take them to court to do the actual fighting with them.

Taylor Swift is quick to talk about knocking people out in the street in a song, but in reality she's doing most if not all of her fighting in court.

Taylor Swift by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Evanescence 

A band that thinks the man is trying to oppress them and cramp their style, especially the lead singer.

Evanescence played themselves.

Evanescence by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.

Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Brown recluse spider by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Brown recluse spiders

Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.

The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.

Brown recluse spiders by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Tuxedos 

Something people don't notice until they haven't been around for a while, kind of like globe chandeliers.

It must have been the tuxedos that kept Mister Kelly's alive when it was alive. Some people always want change and transformation, now there is no more place like it, thanks to change and the people that demand it all the time.

Tuxedos by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021