Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Daniel Tosh 

A college kid's college kid, as superficial as they get.

Daniel Tosh is everything the rest of us that didn't get a degree could never respect.

Daniel Tosh by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Taylor Swift 

A singer quick to talk about knocking people out, and even quicker to to take them to court to do the actual fighting with them.

Taylor Swift is quick to talk about knocking people out in the street in a song, but in reality she's doing most if not all of her fighting in court.

Taylor Swift by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Evanescence 

A band that thinks the man is trying to oppress them and cramp their style, especially the lead singer.

Evanescence played themselves.

Evanescence by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.

Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Brown recluse spider by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Brown recluse spiders

Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.

The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.

Brown recluse spiders by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Tuxedos 

Something people don't notice until they haven't been around for a while, kind of like globe chandeliers.

It must have been the tuxedos that kept Mister Kelly's alive when it was alive. Some people always want change and transformation, now there is no more place like it, thanks to change and the people that demand it all the time.

Tuxedos by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Grief/tragedy/sympathy industry 

The industry that wants control of all sides of the story, therefore the media claims to tell all sides of the story and be on everyone's side.

What the media and grief/tragedy/sympathy industry won't tell people is how on their own they really are, and how the industry doesn't give a fuck about them, it's a machine that depends on them to keep running.

Grief/tragedy/sympathy industry by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021