Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Fake 

Don't get scared of anything, don't feel hurt by anything anybody does is another thing that makes some people feel tough/strong/adult, even if it isn't really natural to try and repress every feeling.

It's fake to claim you've never been scared of anything or hurt by anything.

Fake by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Fake 

Someone that wants to look/sound/act/feel things like tough/strong/adult, but tries to ban other people from saying curse words or profane language and is bossy about all the wrong things in life, things that aren't natural to repress (wear a mask, get a shot, don't cry especially if you are male, don't feel, man up, and so on).

The coronavirus might not be fake, but the people that perpetuate the lockdowns, restrictions, mandates, and dictations of people's daily lives certainly aren't naturals. Of all the things they tell you that are uncertain or to be unsure of, that people can be sure of.

Fake by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.

It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.

Fake person by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Poser

Someone that claims to carry a pocket knife for protection/self defense instead of for the real reason they carry one, to look/sound/feel tough/strong/powerful.

The dorky poser with the glasses stabbed her boyfriend 16 times to have something to show for her not being the same chicken shit people knew her as when she was a kid, and thought that the jury wouldn't see right through her, and support her self-defense testimony. They knew she wasn't really the hardass she was portraying herself as, though she was a bully like any other.

Poser by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Pusher 

Someone that will lose their mind if more people don't get jabbed.

Pusher on TV- Get the damn shot, you're the one who made this virus, and you're the one making it mutate by not getting a shot and....

Person watching TV turns off TV- Ahhhh, silence really is golden sometimes.

Pusher by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Menacing 

The people the world for some reason keeps paying attention to, like there is nothing else to do.

The loud and lonely guy/girl holding the sign is no different than the loud and lonely idiot with the parrot on her shoulder or the loud and lonely idiot with the bullhorn and the bible, they already get too much attention, which is exactly what they want. They get rewarded for being menacing, they get appeased for it, people are begging them not to beg for money or attention, meanwhile many of them are laughing all the way to the bank with the money they took from their subjects, only to live like kings and queens.

Menacing by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Haunt 

The right people don't get haunted enough, the world lets people that aren't really scary keep menacing and spooking people.

The right people never get hurt as long as a female that nobody would miss is living comofortably and unbothered off her dead husband's money (a husband she had assassinated), nobody to haunt her the rest of her life (since females especially are reluctant to do it) to other females, but quick to try and do it to males).

Haunt by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021