Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Jigsaw gang
The jigsaw gang made the junkie as ugly on the outside as he was on the inside when they jumped him and cut his face up in parallel lines. They had dragged another guy into a dungeon and chained him to another guy with a wheel that pulled both of them by the hair that would scalp them if they didn't find the key or do the right thing in time. These were people the jigsaw game deemed unappreciative of the lives they led.
Jigsaw gang by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021
Iron
One of the gang members said he was going to go grab the burner, and came back with a steaming hot iron in his hand. The guy they were jumping thought he must be the most dangerous one, since he wasn't scared of his feminine side, and he knew he was about to lose half of his face forever.
Iron by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021
Plain
Someone that thinks cursing (expressing negative feelings in words that don't sound sweet) and anything not G rated or Disneyfied is inappropriate for everyone (just like walking around with no mask and hand sanitizer is inappropriate for everyone to plain adolescent souls). The kind of person that would hire a hitman to kill somebody then still talk about other people doing bad or inappropriate things.
Though he/she was always a clown, he/she was never really funny, because he/she was always a plain Mickey Mouse Club kind of clown. He/she claimed that people respected him/her, but the reality was that nobody owed him/her anything, including respect.
Plain by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021
poseur
Someone that tries to talk in a dock worker language but has the soul of a perpetual college student or bubble pop adolescent.
The poseur called her husband Daniel Tosh Jr. pal, it didn't sound right because that wasn't her, and really it wasn't him either.
poseur by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021
Fake
Someone that claims to be strong or strong-willed but is desperate to weaken others around them to try and walk all over them isn't a strong person at all.
Claiming to be strong or strong-willed when all you do is try to humiliate, disrupt, weaken, try to cause others to spiral downward go crazy is fake strength, it isn't strength. It is spreading weakness like wildfire and people can tell the wildfire to go fuck itself.
Fake by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021
narcissist
Someone that thinks they are responsible for building things up, from cities to people, and without them, nothing would get built up or broken down.
narcissist by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021
goofy
The goofy but serious looking and sounding girl was going to start thinking she was tough if the guy in the guard shack/booth kept doing nothing whenever she walked up to it and pushed him. That would throw everything out of balance.
goofy by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021