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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Bucket list 

A few items on the bucket list of the funny/suspicious Indian dude-

1) Go skydiving.

2) Finish a Nascar race driving against oncoming traffic.

3) Wrestle Daryl Stingley (though he had to cross it off the bucket list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey Mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.

Daryl Stingley- Not today kid. I actually dont think my wrestling future looks too bright for tomorrow or after tomorrow either kid, so don't put it on your bucket list, I'll never live up to your expectations if you do.

Narcissist 

Someone that thinks everyone has their standards, expectations, mindset, attention to image/reputation, attention seeking behavior, and even sense of desperation.
She was a narcissist, and therefore thought that everyone else she met was also a narcissist living in a hall of mirrors.

Dark Maul Naboo 

An action figure that looks a lot like Dewey Cox's brother when Dewey Cox got done with him.
Both Dark Maul Naboo and Nate Cox are half the person they used to be (Darth Maul was half the man he used to be).

Cinderella poser 

Somebody with a spoiled rotten middle class sense of desperate and urgency, usually in reference to winning sports games.
The Cinderella poser loved to preach about desperation and being one of the marginalized folks, but she didn't actually know anything about being desperate or marginalized from life experience, which is why she was the worst kind of senseless person, the kind that didn't know she wasn't an unbearable enemy, or that she had no common sense.

Cinderella poser 

Someone that never really had to fight/work too hard for anything in life, but still wants the image of somebody that really did those things for show to the world.
The Cinderella poser always had someone else come help/save her if the going started to get tough, or if she started to get beat. She doesn't really know anything about loss, which is why she was never a true Cinderella in the first place.

Cinderella poser 

Someone that pretends to be an underdog in life despite never having been one.
The Cinderella poser lives in a nicer house than her siblings, comes from a bigger house than her siblings, and has been to every one of her childhood friends' weddings, yet still always claims to be an underdog whenever there is a sports game or something she is desperate to win (with her spoiled rotten sense of injustice and disadvantages in life) . She claims that she was an underdog to the people she claims were in line in front of her/in her way, when in reality they weren't in line for anything, they weren't trying to become royalty (rich and powerful) like she was.
What somebody claiming to be spreading magic is known as.
The quack claimed to be spreading magic like wildfire or a virus.
Quack by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021