Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Little ole pile of garbage
Something a rat likes as much as a big ole pile of garbage, it really doesn't matter to a rat how much garbage is in the pile. They're as happy as a pig in a pile of shit with their garbage, they disregard how nasty it really is.
Little ole pile of garbage by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
Happy ending
The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
Happy ending by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
Record
Whether it's a vinyl record or a sports/entertainment record, no matter how many you break, you won't take them with you when you're not around any more. Some people like to break records, others disagree that all records are made to be broken, and they try to take care of the records they have while they are still here.
Record by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
Female psychonaut
You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.
The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.
Female psychonaut by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
Poser
Someone that tries to make himself/herself look subserviant or put upon to a wide audience/crowd (for the image he/she wants to show publicly to gain an army that will combat an enemy), even though behind the scenes a lot of people in their life have done a lot of things for them without having gotten paid or credited for, and haven't asked to get paid or credited for.
He/she lived his/her life as a poser and a coward, and would even admit to being a coward when a large crowd wasn't around since it wasn't an incriminating thing to say about himself/herself, but when a crowd/group/party/gathering that he/she had a reputation with was around, he/she was all of a sudden tough as nails, a walking stick of dynamite, or anything he/she claimed to be.
Poser by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
Sleazy
A female that uses court or prison sentences to dominate/intimidate/control the opposite sex is as sleazy as any male that is sleazy, though males for some reason don't seem to be allowed to call it what it really is.
A sleazy human is a sleazy human, regardless of what sex, race, sexual orientation, religion, or creed they are.
Sleazy by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
Questioned
Didn't readily accept everything they heard, witnessed, read without thinking about the matter, since to not question a matter would be to assume, and assumptions are dangerous.
Bad things would happen to any guy that questioned if the girl was really raped, whether anybody would want to rape her, whether they found her attractive or not personally (regardless of what other guys thought of her), since to do so was to question her authoritie, which made it harder for her to dominate/intimidate members of the opposite sex (via court and prison sentences) as she was accustomed to. If a guy did the same thing, nobody would hesitate to question or even laugh at him, including some of the females that claimed to be raped, assaulted, or abused (many of whom benefitted personally from doing so).
Questioned by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021