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Definitions by The Non Smoker

Brown Sepoy 

Brown Sepoys are the people who look Indian by their brown skin color but actually colonized with white Anglo mindset.
You will find these people in Indian Media, Journalism, Education Institutions, etc., these people usually praise their European-American White Christian Masters, and spewing venom on native Indian culture, civilization, and its thousand years old Dharmic heritage and philosophical knowledge, inventions.
Most of the time, these people get used as a pawn by non-state actors to propagate foreign harmful ideologies amongst Indians.
White Plunderers to Brown Sepoy: “How will you prove your locality?”
Brown Sepoy: “Master, I'll shet on my own people, culture, and origins, because I'm only brown by my skin.”
Brown Sepoy by The Non Smoker March 24, 2022

Desi Atheist 

‘Desi Atheism’, which has its origins from Pakistan, where they mix every religion into one single bowl and equates or cancel out the evils of Islam with Hinduism, Buddhism, etc. and make Islam look perfectly normal, like any other religion.

Note. Desi Atheism has nothing to do with actual ‘Atheism’, which is based on Rationalism, and Skepticism.
8th fail Desi Atheist with a YouTube channel: “Look Hindus, Sikhs also have this, see I told you all religions are the same”
Person: “Ok, tell me the verse, source”
8th fail Desi Atheist…: *Shares a YouTube link of Zakir Naik commenting on Hinduism*
Person: Understandable, have a nice day.
Desi Atheist by The Non Smoker March 23, 2022
A mental stage where the oppressed slowly develops sympathy for their oppressor, most of the time it evolves out of fear of getting persecuted again, so they develop perverseness, much like Stockholm syndrome.
Abdul: “Hindustan me Minority khatre me hai.”
Educated Indians with common sense: “How can you be in danger? You dictated India for 800yrs being a minority; and how can 204 million+ Muslims (2019) be minority in a country?”
Dhimmi Hindu: “No, my friend Abdul is right, stop harassing my Abdul, you RSS, BJP Bhakt! He is my Abdul, different from the rest ♡”
Abdul: “Mission Passed! Victim card ++ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
Dhimmi by The Non Smoker March 23, 2022

Pseudo-secularism 

In the Indian context, the term pseudo-secularism is used to indicate unfair advantage to certain religions, i.e. Muslims, Christian appeasement politics. The term 'Pseudo-secular' implies that those who claim to be secular are actually not so, but are Pro-Abrahamic.
Indian Muslims and Christians: "We are the real Minority, look at us, majority is making our life hell"
Buddhists, Sikhs, Jains, Zoroastrian: Are you Serious?
Keyboard warrior Hindus: Give us a break, why so much 'Pseudo-secularism'?

Librandu 

Those who use pseudo liberalism to validate Islamic extremism and suppress and insult Hinduism and Indian culture are called Librandu.
Liberals: Look what is happening in Afghanistan.
Librandus: You are a Bhakt!
Librandu by The Non Smoker November 6, 2021

Sickularism

Sick + Secularism = Sickularism
India's one-sided anti-majority Secularism that is nothing to do with real Secular values.
Average rNDTV consumer: Majority bad, Piecefools good.
People with a functioning brain: Sickularism much?
Sickularism by The Non Smoker October 5, 2021

Xi Lanka 

Xi Lanka FKA Sri Lanka, another new colony of the China after Pakjiang, located in the South of India.
India: Is China trying to surround me through "Xi Lanka"? (⊙_⊙;)
China: He He Boi! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Xi Lanka by The Non Smoker May 27, 2021