The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sex of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penile gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely. his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.
The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
Get the Houdini or Hudinimug. 1)A male testical used in the reproduction process. See Penis/Dick/Cock
2)A word made up in the 8th grade Algebra class through Mrs. Dean's innability to hear. First meaning a pen that went shhh. Soon to become known through a different deffinition. (See 1)
shh-The noise you make when your telling somebody to shut up.
pen-A writing object in which ink is used.
2)A word made up in the 8th grade Algebra class through Mrs. Dean's innability to hear. First meaning a pen that went shhh. Soon to become known through a different deffinition. (See 1)
shh-The noise you make when your telling somebody to shut up.
pen-A writing object in which ink is used.
by The Muffin Man February 6, 2004
Get the Shpenmug. The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.
Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."
Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
Get the The Rusted Trombonemug. A Frosted Muffin: When a man ejaculates into either a woman's vagina and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his semen own out of the crevasse into which he originally placed it.
Nothing turned Carissa on more than reciving frosted muffins from Shane.
Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
by The Muffin Man April 29, 2004
Get the Frosted Muffinmug. A noun. A word referring to either a the monetary value of ten dollars, or 10 dollars worth of weed (depending on the quality of weed). Was widely introduced into common slang originally in Chicago in the late 1970’s early 1980’s.
Big Dawg, "Hey zJoe let me hold onto a Sawbuck until I get back on my feet."
zJoe, "Nah, zJaw I can't do it, between the rock and the dice I be broke."
zJoe, "Nah, zJaw I can't do it, between the rock and the dice I be broke."
by The Muffin Man June 11, 2006
Get the Sawbuckmug. A verb. When someone hits a bong, holds in the smoke then rips a beer bong and exhales the weed smoke. Invented at Dorsey's house in the late 1990's.
Dorsey, "Damn Stanger that's your 4th Bong Buster this hour."
Stanger, "Yeah you're telling me, I have to go to work at UPS in an hour."
Stanger, "Yeah you're telling me, I have to go to work at UPS in an hour."
by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006
Get the Bong Bustermug. A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.
by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006
Get the Chocolate Muffinmug.