Cock-Death is when a girl or guy chokes to death on a cock while having a fuck!
Cock-Death is when a penis strangles, throttles, suffocates or asphyxiates a girl or guy to death, usually during sexual intercourse.
Cock-Death is a medical term used when an autopsy concludes that the patient died having their airways and lungs blocked by a penis during intercourse.
Cock-Death is when a penis strangles, throttles, suffocates or asphyxiates a girl or guy to death, usually during sexual intercourse.
Cock-Death is a medical term used when an autopsy concludes that the patient died having their airways and lungs blocked by a penis during intercourse.
"I mean that must have been some really hard kink for Mandy to die of Cock-Death like that on her wedding night!"
"I heard she had 2 cocks in her mouth when she died and that the insurance company is thinking of changing Cock-Death to Cocks-Death just for her." "What a tribute!"
"Amanda from Melrose Place will die of Cock-Death in an up-coming episode but will be brought back by Billy using CPR."
"Apparently Chris nearly died from cock-death last night."
"I heard she had 2 cocks in her mouth when she died and that the insurance company is thinking of changing Cock-Death to Cocks-Death just for her." "What a tribute!"
"Amanda from Melrose Place will die of Cock-Death in an up-coming episode but will be brought back by Billy using CPR."
"Apparently Chris nearly died from cock-death last night."
by The Moody Poet August 14, 2006
The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
by The Moody Poet January 24, 2007
Sheik Taj Aldin Alhilali is known in Australia as the Meat Sheik for his comments on western women deserving to be raped if they do not cover up and wear a hijab i.e. the equivalent of a human condom or mobile tent dress.
The Meat Sheik has now shown Australia a side of Islam that is putrid and disgusting. See anti-rape wear for Islamic Fashion.
by The Moody Poet December 10, 2006
Male infanticide is virtually zero in comparison to female infanticide.
In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.
In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.
by The Moody Poet January 21, 2007
When the T.V ads came on I asked Barry if we should consider re-looking at our family finances and why it might be a good idea. Barry seemed to be responsive and conscious to what I was saying until the T.V Ads finished and 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' came back on.
"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"
"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"
by The Moody Poet January 06, 2007
Like the pussy card accept used only between gay men to grant each other favours for sex.
To use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has sex with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.
To use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has sex with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.
Andy used the gay card on Will and got the promotion he wanted. Although Will was 58 and Andy was only 19, Andy was eager to get a head in the workplace.
"Andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prostitute!"
"Now Andy has aids and is nearly dead, Toby will play the aids card to get Andy's job."
"Andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prostitute!"
"Now Andy has aids and is nearly dead, Toby will play the aids card to get Andy's job."
by The Moody Poet January 20, 2007
Big Love The Prophet is a Mormon guy called Roman who based on the religious faith of the Mormons is the highest leader of the Mormon Religion.
The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
"Oh Mighty Prophet how many virgin wives do you bless me with this week?"
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
by The Moody Poet August 17, 2007