cutters

The act of using your body as a canvas to paint the tears of your heart.
Cutters are people whose hearts have been broken.

Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
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classik

A noteable event that goes off with a bang.

It's like adding class to sick!
Man that was just classik the way Osama Bin Laden died.

Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.
by the moody poet January 13, 2010
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Grey Water

A water saving strategy usually used by third world countries, but now is being used in rural country Australia i.e. Bendigo etc to help save water.

It's when you re-use the water from washing dishes, laundry and bathing. It's dangerous to drink or give to animals and is not suppose to be used to water plants or trees that produce fruits or foods for human consumption i.e. apple trees, tomato plants etc
"Did you just piss in the shower?"

"Yeh!"

"Ewww now our grey water is gonna be yellow water!"
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
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snakes act

In 50BC Princess Berenice IV, next in line to rule Egypt, committed a snakes act by taking over her father's kingdom when her father King Ptolemy Auletes, Ruler of Egypt, left for a business trip.

It was even a bigger snakes act and an act of filicide, that King Ptolemy Auletes had his daughter Princess Berenice IV beheaded.
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
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popcorn surprise

When you find a dick in your popcorn that serves as a self serving butter dispenser.
It's every lesbians fantasy to get a popcorn surprise!
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
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Jet Bag

Usually an old bag or ugly bag you pick up or sit next to on a jet or plane trip.

Refers to the bag you spew in on the plane.
"Hi my name's Tish." "I guess we'll be sitting together for the next 20 hours?"

"Fuck'in great!" "Sitting next to a Jet Bag!"

"Well hello and fuck you to pig!"

"Yeh!" "Yeh!" "I'll fuck you later bitch!" "Just give me a minute."
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
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rat trying to get out

When you gotta shit so bad that the shit pops in and of your arsehole as if convulsing. See Prarie Dog or Seismic Fart.

To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!

To be prarie dogging while farting.

To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
I was sitting on the train when this guy moaned, "rat trying to get out!"

"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"

"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
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