wombling

Travelling across London using a combination of the underground (aka Tube) and overground (aka Chavlink) trains. From the lyrics of the theme song of the popular 1970s-1980s childrens' TV programme: 'Underground, overground, wombling free....'

'How are we going to get from Green Park to Hackney Wick?'
'Simple - we'll go wombling. Vic line to Highbury, change there to the Chavlink.'

by The Moai February 18, 2007

Brads

Rhyming slang: Brads, Brad Pitts, shits. Diarrhoea. To have a case of the brads.

'He's been in there for an hour. Started with a mcewans moment, now it's the full-on Brads'

by The Moai April 01, 2005

chavlink

The Silverlink rail service across North London. So called because many of its users are chavs.

We could use the Chavlink to get there. Hide your wallet....

by The Moai September 22, 2006

toilet warrior

One who duels in public toilets against other men using his pink, fleshy sword. A cottager.

Hampstead Heath is full of toilet warriors these days....

by The Moai February 10, 2005

Monohatter

One who only wears one hat, when others around him wear many.

'Luke is a monohatter! WHERE'S YOUR HAT AAAAAAAT?!?!?'

by The Moai April 26, 2006

otter's pocket

Something very, very wet.

She's wetter than an otter's pocket.

by The Moai April 26, 2006

John bread

Pitta bread. Derivation: someone (alright, me) pronouncing 'pitta' as 'peter', which became 'mark bread', then 'luke bread', and finally 'John bread.'

'Are we out of John bread again?'

by The Moai July 14, 2006