John bread

Pitta bread. Derivation: someone (alright, me) pronouncing 'pitta' as 'peter', which became 'mark bread', then 'luke bread', and finally 'John bread.'

'Are we out of John bread again?'

by The Moai July 14, 2006

roomy

Adjective. Polite way of describing a 'Rubenesque' young lady; someone who's been at the Ginsters.

'Nice enough girl I suppose, and quite good-looking, if you like 'em roomy.'

by The Moai April 19, 2005

groombridge

Verb. To book a flight to a sporting event one year early, and thereby turn up in Sydney expecting the Rugby World Cup, only to find the Gay Olympics in full swing.

'He's Groombridged - should be in for an interesting fortnight.'

by The Moai March 07, 2005

Binner

Short for 'beer for dinner' - descriptive of all that one consumes on a lengthy, food-free night out on the wifebeater

'I need a fry-up. I had binner last night.'

by The Moai September 28, 2006

spack run

To run in a public place, flailing one's arms and wailing in a high-pitched voice, in the manner of a spacker.

'I bet him a fiver he wouldn't do a spack run down the entire length of the platform. He did!

by The Moai March 16, 2005

arse tax

The tax one pays for a girl with big norks - she wil usually have a big arse, too.

'She had a huge chest but, bloody hell, did I ever have to pay some serious arse tax.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

yam

Acronym. 'Yet another meeting'. A YAM is a pointless meeting organised by an over-zealous manager who feels that a) having a meeting is a form of work and b) he is not doing his job if he isn't talking to his staff CONSTANTLY and stopping them doing something useful.

'Can't talk now, I've got to go into a YAM. Again.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005