Definitions by The Man with the Golden Gun

wrestlemaths 

The act of mounting your opponent in the corner of a ring and punching them in the face.

Edge hits wrestlemaths in the corner.

wrestlemaths by The Man with the Golden Gun July 31, 2017

Melonology 

The study of melons, or people named Mel.

Randy: Melonology?!
Brad: The study of melons...

Jill: That's not a word, Tim.
Tim: Melonology, the study of guys named Mel.

Melonology by The Man with the Golden Gun March 6, 2014

Rule 300 

If you give up, they win.

Leonidas: SPARTA WILL BURN IF WE GIVE UP, that's rule 300 bitches!

Rule 300 by The Man with the Golden Gun August 20, 2013

Urban Bias

Where someone will approve of something seemingly stupid but not approve of something possibly better. Similar to a double standard.

Clint: So you like my platypus joke, but the mexican police joke is going too far? That's urban bias at its finest.

Urban Bias by The Man with the Golden Gun February 1, 2013

Frankston

Every comedian's favourite suburb to put-down.

Julian: What about you love where are you from. Wait, let me guess, Frankston?

Chas: I had to do a gig in Adelaide the other day. Man it's like Frankston with churches!

Frankston by The Man with the Golden Gun January 16, 2013

Best Before 

The date when a product might lose taste but won't poison you after you eat it.

Guy 1: We gotta throw out the cake
Guy 2: Dude, it's two days past the best before, it won't kill you.

Best Before by The Man with the Golden Gun January 13, 2013

A Mason 

Someone who builds things up only to knock them down at a later time.

After Toby put down the girl he was talking to, I was ready to knock that Mason clean out.

My son always destroys his lego, he's going to be a Mason real soon.

A Mason by The Man with the Golden Gun January 13, 2013