The MAN's definitions

DMB

An acronym for the band called Dave Matthews Band. Known mostly for their shitty ass music. Quite honestly, they are one of the more overrated bands out there.

kid 1: hey man, let's smoke up
kid 2: ok, let me put on some music. *plays DMB
kid 1: what the fuck man!?!? *pukes all over himself and takes a shit on the cd*

by the man December 28, 2004

Fuck on

To have sex

i got my fuck on last night

by The Man July 23, 2001

chilli powder

a powder made from chillis can be brought in most spuer markets snorting this gives extrem hlosinations

i snorted this and a musroom man appeared doing the can-can another russian dancing

by the man November 13, 2003

moshi moshi

hello on the phone in Japanese

moshi moshi UrbanDictionary head quarters

moshi moshi toshi no jisho no shireibu desu ka?

by The man October 18, 2001

toady head

a fat, stupid, obnoxious, drunk who ties shirts around his waste

Johny: Chris got drunk last night and caught an std in tijuana

Beak: Fucking toady head

by the man March 4, 2004

dickleheiker

Generally an ambiguously gay person. Hikes on dicks.

Woa! Dude! What a dickleheiker!

by the man January 13, 2005

rivered

In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.

I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.

by The Man May 10, 2004